The pizza is his valentine

Which makes sense. Marry what you love.

From Mashable:

Man spends Valentine’s Day with his one and only love: pizza

Reddit user milez1305 shared a photo of their friend, who achieved perfect synchronicity with the pizza universe with his special Valentine’s Day plans, which included pizza themed decor, pizza printed clothes and, of course, his favorite food: pizza

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