Darwin was wrong…Man wasn’t evolved from the ape, apes were descended from perverted Jews

A column in the Turkish daily Vahdet claimed that the evolutionary theory of Darwin (‘the Jew’) contradicts the word of Allah as found in the quran. In actual fact, apes (and pigs) were evolved from “perverted Jews whom Allah cursed and punished.”

…“The aim of [Darwin’s] theory is to turn the non-Jews away from their religion, to harm their faith, and to make them suspicious about their religion. Darwin, being a Jew, believed, lived, and was buried according to his religion. His real targets were the Muslims,” writes Sahin.

  • Boy! Where would science be without Islam!

    • Get ready for “Islamic science” – astronomy will be replaced by astrology, the earth will get flattened, the Sun will turn around the earth-disk, etc. Man, these people are geniuses – who would have thought?

      • David Murrell

        Muslims developed nearly all of our mathematics. Didn’t you know? /sarc

        • They developed the theory of general absoluteness, too.

      • Barrington Minge

        Islam. Contributing nothing to civilisation for 1400 years. What a record!!

    • pdxnag

      Good question. They knew that fire was efficient at destroying recorded knowledge.

  • Ed

    They come from apes, but they control the weather, the economy, the muslims, the world! EVERYTHING. Remarkable evolution, that.

    • Lol.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Weather controlling ape and pigs?
      We are doomed!

      • Physics grad

        Having weather controlling ape and pigs in power would be a huge step up from our current “progressive” Liberal scumbags.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Is there ANYTHING that the Jews can’t do?
    Da FUQ!?

    • tom_billesley

      Islamic Science Fiction: “Planet of the Pigs”.

    • Jabberwokk

      I know rite? I wish I was a Jew….This guys are friggin wizards and masterminds…I want some magic Jew power….can I marry into it you think?

      • Ed

        Hmm. If you do, it’s because they made you.

        • Jabberwokk

          Aaaawwwww shhiiiiiiiiiiiii…….

  • pdxnag

    So when Muslims ape apes they are really aping Jews?

    • The Muslims have been aping Jews for 1400 years. They pass their time trying to imitate them – but just keep getting it all wrong.

      • k1962

        Yep, exactly!

  • simus1

    If it was important to understand the turks someone probably would.

  • Jay Currie

    Glad to clear up the eternally vexed question of Darwin’s religion.

  • Physics grad

    Nothing muslims say or think is worth listening too. They should all be exterminated.

  • ontario john

    And islam started when satan had sex with a diseased goat in hell, and threw the abortion offspring into the Saudi desert and called it mohammad.

  • Barrington Minge

    Oh dear. Yet another so called “expert” sounding off. They do talk a lot of Bollocks don’t they?