Hillary Clinton’s Dead-End Campaign

Hillary Clinton may yet win the Democratic nomination—if she is not indicted. After all, it is hard for a New England spread-the-wealth socialist like rival Bernie Sanders to appeal to working-class southern whites, minorities, or the wealthy Democratic establishment. It is still likely that the Democratic Party will find a way to aid an ailing and scandal-plagued Mrs. Clinton, rather than turn over its future to a 74-year-old scold, who for most of his voting life was not a Democrat and whose redistributionist agendas and Woodstock fables about the 1960s make Obama seem centrist in comparison.

  • Martin B

    But she has Lena Dunham’s endorsement! How can she lose?

    • OMG that is horrid.

    • Surele Surele

      Hey! I thought we all agreed. No Lena. Naked or clothed. Don’t know which is worse actually.

    • Xavier

      Can you imagine the industrial strength karmic vengeance that gave her that brain and body at the same time?

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      Pass the sick bag, Ethel.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Even if Hillary is pardoned, if elected, she could still be impeached by a Republican-controlled Congress for high crimes and misdemeanors in connection with her gross negligence over jeopardizing the nation’s security secrets.

    • Hopefully she is roasted long before that.

    • Xavier

      Hillary’s government don’t need no stinkin’ Congress!

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      Gosh, that all has such a nice ring to it. 😀