The Patriarchy™ Can LITERALLY Turn Off Parts of Women’s Minds

It’s true because a feminist said so!

  • I have been listening to this crap for 50 years.

    F*ck off.

  • Frances

    So says a feminist whose whole screed cries out “watch me, watch me”.

  • El Martyachi

    … it’s evidently wildly successful.

    • V10_Rob

      Certainly would explain a lot.

  • Dis

    Well, I must be doing it wrong, because even my many wonderful lady friends rarely if ever obey my frequent demands!!! Damn…

  • kkruger71

    Sort of like Invisible Boy from Mystery Men I guess. He could turn invisible, but only when no-one was looking at him. Didn’t realize we were preventing women’s superpowers with our collective Kryptonite gaze.

  • canminuteman

    Expensive shiny baubles have the same effect.

  • felis gracilis

    Turning off parts of women’s minds? Well, it does appear as if Jian Ghomeshi was able to do it.

  • Canadian

    Feminists can turn off certain parts of men`s bodies.

  • andycanuck

    Riiiight. And we don’t shut down the part that controls shoe buying so they won’t catch on.