Pakistan Bans Valentine’s Day as ‘Insult to Islam’

Pakistani Minister for the Interior Chaudhry Nisar Ali Khan has ordered a ban on Valentine’s Day for the capital city of Islamabad, promising “strict action” against anyone caught engaged in outward celebration of the festivity.

  • luna

    Islam is actually a feminist religion, not.

  • BillyHW

    Goats rejoice!

    • Ed

      It’s the goats that would be getting the chocolates were it not for the ban!

  • Barrington Minge

    Lets all send valentines day cards to Pakistan….suck it up mooslims…..

    • pettifog

      Most of them are likely illiterate goat herders, if they’re not victims of generations of cousin to cousin marriage. Much better to send drawings of their favourite pedophile to get them all worked up and rioting.

  • Mannie

    I am always bemused by the way the ragheads go ballistic over a Hallmark Holiday that most of the real world doesn’t give a damn about.