‘Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’ talks to millennials about safe spaces

The comedian went through the “bias-free” handbook that UNH gave to all their students — words like “poor person” and “freshman” were banned. Triumph suggested that “sophomore” should also be banned and replaced with the title “tried being a lesbian, didn’t love it.”

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    These sanctimonious and judgmental ‘children of the corn’ cultural schutzstaffel (or ones just like them), will be the ones who perpetrate the next holocaust.
    They cannot wait to be able to demand your papers and question you about the strange lights on at night in your attic.

    • Katyn

      You definitely get a very weird vibe from them. There is no sense of humour there at all. And, yes, I feel they could be very dangerous.

      • mobuyus

        A tyranny of niceness!

    • Clink9

      When I was their age, this Australian comedian called “The Kangaroo” would swing by a bar in Toronto every year. All our friends would go and get drunk and watch him.

      The most un PC guy you could imagine. We would almost piss our pants laughing but these brainwashed idiots would run away crying!

      Last I heard he was back in Australia by the name “Rodney Rude”

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Or Stepford children.

      • Justin St.Denis

        I was trying to remember that reference! Stepford Children…..perfect encapsulation.

    • Justin St.Denis

      The males are especially robotic and creepy.

  • Xavier

    That red headed girl scares me.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      That blonde in the front is in touch with her inner-totalitarian.

      • Mal

        “Slurpees Inside” is nodding at all the girls’ pcorrect answers and frowning in powerful disapproval at all the funny bits.
        He actually thinks he’s a got a shot.

  • 400,000 + views on YouTube.

    It’s a hit.

  • liamjq

    The most incredible thing I find about America’s Unis today is that if a modern-day Lenni Bruce turned up you wouldn’t need cops waiting in the wings because the audience would rush the stage to make a citizens arrest….what a f£$king indictment on a society!

  • G

    I was skeptical at first, figuring it was all a set up with actors. But then I started watching the ones in the back and the reactions of the ones who were not being talked to while the comic was talking to someone else.

    I think it’s legit. The first little blonde was cute and she actually seemed to have a bit of a sense of humor about it. But the little blonde snot with the short hair and glasses was outraged and was trying to show how “superior” she was, muttering “real mature” and rolling her eyes. The fat loser (slurpees inside pasted right over his gut LOL!) was trying make a big show of being stern. Don’t bother oinker, no one is intimidated.
    Then there was fat paki chick zombie in the back who was pissed off but didn’t really know what to do because no one wanted to talk to her or the other mutations in the back row.

  • ntt1

    the only upside here is that those sanctimonious SJWs deserve the idiot behind the puppet. I was immensely cheered a few years ago when the insult dog was beaten severely by an unamused victim.