Yoko Ono: I had an affair with Hillary Clinton in the ’70s

I'm sorry you had to hear that, boys. Here's a picture of Salma Hayek in garters.

I’m sorry you had to read that, boys. Here’s a picture of Salma Hayek in garters.

The artist and widow of John Lennon, who is in Los Angeles to present a collection of cups and saucers she is exhibiting at the Museum of Modern Art, totally took reporters by surprise by admitting she had not only met the former First Lady at various times during a series of protests against the Vietnam War in New York in the 1970s but also knew her “intimately”.

The celebrity admitted laughingly to having “a fling” with her at the time and acknowledged her election “would be a great advancement for LGBT and Women rights in America” she added.

h/t mauser 98

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    This story will either be utter ignored by an incurious media and press.
    The powers that be will prevail upon Yoko Ono and this story will be “walked back” with an explanation that she was speaking cosmically or in metaphors, or if she’s really forced to fall on her sword, she will say she was just kidding around.

    Watch for either of these things to happen.

    I am absolutely convinced that she (in her pre-Bill Clinton days) was banging Saul Alinsky while she was writing her college thesis on him, and just afterward. They leftist gurus almost cannot help but bang their own groupies.
    Just read the letters between them that survive.
    Yeah, they were getting their freak on and parted on friendly terms.

    • luna

      WNDR is satirical.

  • Show us the PICS!!!!!

    • mobuyus


      • Surele Surele

        I second that! I cooked all afternoon, can’t be loosing that.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Take it back!

  • mauser 98

    whew!! .. Salma Hayek . yes!!. not enough bleach in the world for Yoko in garters

    Huma for VP!!

      • mauser 98


        • What doesn’t kill you turns you gay.

          • mauser 98

            what turns you gay…?? .. ( cant think of a pithy comeback)

          • Salma Hayek in garters?

          • k1992

            Dang, it’s just not fair that anyone could look that good AND be intelligent to boot. Someone cheated when genes were being handed out ….

          • I guess I just got lucky.

          • Canadian

            Or gray, in this case.

          • bob e

            ha ha ha berry phunny ..

      • luna

        Still crazy after all these years.

        • Dave In Guelph

          and a talentless fraud though Machiavellian in generating publicity.

      • Clink9

        Very disturbing. What have we done to deserve that.

        • I’m keeping you tough, alert. In the end you’ll thank me.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            And once you think you have that gag reflex under control, just Google “Hillary Clinton” and “Hot”.
            First, make sure “safe search” is disabled for maximum effect.

      • DavidinNorthBurnaby

        Oh G-d, why couldn’t I have been struck blind before I saw that pic?

        • Minicapt

          Personal self-improvement, or perhaps an in-depth discussion with Billy-Bob?


  • Spatchcocked

    Ah hell…everyone knows wimmins is only two martinis away from dykey shenanigans…

  • Guest
    • Sure, sure, ruin all the fun 🙂

    • mauser 98

      Snopes is a proven Democrat propaganda foil
      Snopes is 2 guys in a 1 bedroom apt. in San Diego

      • luna

        In this case snopes is correct, WNDR is satirical according to their own disclaimer.

        • mauser 98

          Hill broke up the Beatles , munched on Yok, John was pissed

  • luna


    WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.

    • mauser 98

      Hill & Yoko are fictional?

    • mauser 98

      i still believe it

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Still this was a good excuse to show us Salma Hayek and for that, I am grateful.

  • Edubeat

    Its no wonder she has been nicknamed “Yoko Dildo;

  • Ron MacDonald

    Set her up with Kathleen Wynne.

  • Canadian

    Both must have been desperate!
    Or drugged, or both.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Oh look, Stephen Colbert’s ratings are so bad that he has to work on Super Bowl Sunday.

  • bob e

    ha ha ha BM ..

  • Blind Druid

    Yoko was something else. This vid narrated by the insanely funny Bill Burr, says it all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMWQNwfsAJ0

  • lolwut?

    Hope to god there isn’t a sex tape.

    If there is, I’m going offline for good and moving to the sticks.

  • Barrington Minge

    Hmm. Young Selma summons up the blood!! Down Fido!!!!

  • Chatillon

    Hilary and Yoko together?? My mind’s eye just threw up a little in its mouth.

  • Adrian Wong