Meow!! Born in the wrong species?

I’d love to believe that this life form, like the 6 year old girl trapped in the body of a middle-aged dude, married with kids, is just a spoof:

But so far that doesn’t seem to be the case. From Mashable:

20-year-old woman insists she’s a cat trapped in a human’s body

Norwegian.

To live as her true self, Nano prefers to crawl on her hands and knees and communicate through meowing. She also claims she hates dogs (“Sometime I hiss when meeting dogs in the street,” she says) but loves to sleep in sinks and on windowsills.

More background from the Daily Mail.

Reality check: Recall that the average citizen is of steadily diminishing use to government today. Significantly, when I Google 20 year old + Norwegian woman, she comes right up, and I can’t within a reasonable period of search, find out what she does for a living, if anything. It’s useful to keep that in mind when trying to understand today’s bizarre identity politics. It wouldn’t matter much to modern technocrat states if most of their non-tech citizens were cats.

See also: US Media Picks Up: Toronto Father Of 7 Believes He Is Six-Year-Old Girl

Identity as a club to beat, not meet or greet people

Mass rape: Think globally, betray locally (Because, in this atmosphere, local women don’t matter to the aspiring global leadership of Europe. And why should they? )

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    As long as someone takes her in to get spayed, I don’t see the problem here?

    • Justin St.Denis

      Excellent point.

    • Exile1981

      Are willing to clean her litter box?

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Now that’s just creepy! 😉

        • Exile1981

          She shouldn’t be allowed to vote, cats can’t vote.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Billy? Is that you? 🙂

          • Exile1981

            I’m insulted DBN. I’m saying she shouldn’t vote becauase she is a cat not becauae she is a women.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            I’m sorry Exile, it was just the first thing that popped into my mind. It could not be helped. 🙂

          • Exile1981

            Your forgiven…. this time. 😉

  • Blacksmith

    Should have been posted in RETARDS category.
    I think we really need to have a societal collapse to get rid of all the people that are wasting oxygen and money.

    • There was a time when these people would get psychological help.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Ah yes! The good old days when it was okay to acknowledge CRAZY when CRAZY walked into the room.

        • Exile1981

          Now it’s not ok to call it crazy and get it treatment. Now we have to coddle it and give it pats on the head and accept its insanity as a good thing.

        • That’s a different level of crazy.

      • gxp01

        Yes but we live in a Liberal-democratic country. If you utter such a statement it would be the equivalent of being against the LGBTQ community.

    • Exile1981

      I’m hoping for SMOD; it will clean some of theae problems out of society. To be honest its the only hope Ihave left for us.

  • And how does Pip feel about this?

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Not into older women.

      • He’s probably feline-centric.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          Let’s see.
          Option 1: Live with the parents while laying around the house all day eating ham.
          Option 2: Marry an obviously crazy woman.
          Yeah, I know what I would do.
          Besides, I bet Pip already gets all the “tail” he wants. 😉

          • Oh, boy!

            Pipe earns his ham by being himself. Some may think that it’s an undeserved entitlement but hasn’t he earned that ham?

  • Alain

    I feel and believe that I was born a billionaire trust fund baby, so where is my money and why have I not seen any of it?

  • winterdog1

    I Would like to know how a women can have kids then grandkids then decide at sixty she is a lesbian

    • Justin St.Denis

      Only women do that!

      • well, it’s rare for men to suddenly decide that they are actually lesbians, and not men

      • RubyMontana

        LOL!
        Two points!!!!

        • Justin St.Denis

          I knew that SOMEBODY would “get it” eventually! Take care of that brain of yours, darlin’!

          • RubyMontana

            Will do!
            🙂

    • Waffle

      It happens. I have a second cousin by marriage who did that very thing. Sometimes you just get tired of men.

  • Brenda

    TThis calls for a cat meme.

  • Brenda

    This calls for a cat meme

  • Brenda

    Which for some reason won’t post

  • Shebel

    She probably also believes that Muslims are peaceful.

  • luna

    Enjoy your first world problems while they last.

  • gxp01

    What next? A guy claims to turn into a werewolf during full moon phases?