Coke vs Pepsi: which is the bigger Zionist conspiracy?

The case against Pepsi:

The Case against Coke:

‘For a long time, a large number of Muslims considered Coca Cola “Haram”; an Arabic word meaning forbidden. They claim if you hold a mirror next to the famous Coca-Cola trademark, it will reveals “La Mohammad. La Makkah” in Arabic, which litterally (sic) means “No Mohammad. No Mecca.” This is considered anti-Islamic and a slander.’

Or maybe they were in it together all along, like thingy and whatsit at the end of that horror movie.

This is important stuff, people. And there are further complications.