Norway Invents Mittens That Repel #Rapefugees

H/T JEH via PG

  • disqus_tObYqppPWg

    Unless she has a gun in the other hand, that silly gesture means NOTHING!!!

    • It looks like a low budget Star Wars rip off – The Fjorce!

      • Brett_McS

        Wearing an Emporer mask and hood would also do the trick.

      • Lol.

  • bob e

    masters of frigid north sea oil .. eh. one of the most absurd things i’ve ever seen ..

  • simus1

    Amazon sells a remarkable variety of easily concealed small aluminum baseball bats which can even be customized to suit all tastes in baseball play.

  • Canadian

    Do they come in different calibers?
    Is there a magnum mitten?

  • Mark DeFord Eletion

    I can’t see those mittens working at all, unless they’ve been saturated with some really bad perfume.

    • Islam Is a Crock

      or pork fat….

  • Brett_McS

    Use The Force, Lucy!

  • Dana Garcia

    You could wear some nice brass knuckles under big fluffy mittens.

  • lolwut?

    That really is sad

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Am I too American or what?
    I was expecting 50,000 volt mittens that would stop his heart or at least leave the attacker convulsing in the snow.

    That would be a great idea if “Mummenschanz” gangs were ravaging Scandinavia.
    Maybe it would also stop a gang of “Blue men” rapists and the occasional French mime that invaded your personal space with a deftly performed “trapped in a box” skit.
    Yeah, it could work on all them too now that I think about it.

    • andycanuck

      I was thinking along the lines of bacon-fat soaked ones but I guess no.

    • ntt1

      I dunno …street mimes are pretty intense.

  • Brett_McS

    Careful, she’s a black belt in Tai Chi.

    • Minicapt

      … Chai Tea …


      • Blacksmith

        Well played sir!

        • Minicapt

          Thank you.


  • Gary

    Make the mittens out of pigskin and then oil then up with bacon grease.
    One muslim males hear about them they will stay away .
    Touching a pig or pork product cancels the change of going to paradise .
    Keep a bag of bacon bits also to throw at the 8th century savages .

    Migrant is Media speak for MUSLIM.

    • Justin St.Denis

      I am still awaiting the introduction of aerosol cans of pork fat on the market. It would answer so many dilemmas.

      • Get into the business. Here’s your chance!

        • ntt1

          aren’t there an array of bacon scented products out there already? I foolishly bought and sampled a bacon flavored IPA back in the summer. it was awful but might work as an anti muslim aerosol mist.God knows there must be skids of the stuff sitting and pointlessly aging.

      • Dana Garcia

        Yes, and throw in some capsicum for good measure.

        • canminuteman

          Aerosol cans of just about anything and a lighter work well.

        • Blacksmith

          You mean the stuff in hot peppers? I thought that was pronounced cap say a sin, I have no friggin idea how to spell it though.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Who knew the Finns were such a wellspring of hilarity?

  • moraywatson

    She forgot to look for the emergency exits over the wings, and the two at the back.

  • Blacksmith

    THis will work well.

  • Physics grad

    Norwegians are the stupidest nazis in europe

  • ntt1

    More feel good bullshit from a progressive elite, surely the norwegians have perfected a sub zero rape whistle? that hand gesture plus a rape whistle should stop just about anybody.