Germans publish illegal alien invader swimming pool etiquette guide

Oh yea, this is sure to work.

Ilegal alien invader etiquette guide

  • Tokenn

    Heh — This originates in the same kind of thinking where cement-head anti-rape activists insist that we ‘have to teach boys not to rape’. I’m sure the disgusting misbehavior at Germany’s public pools happens simply because migrants don’t know it’s impolite…

  • The unofficial name of these should be the “Merkel”.

    Like: Make sure we put up a Merkel.

    • Raymond Hietapakka


  • Dana Garcia

    Interesting that the talk balloons are English rather than German. I’ve seen several complaints by invaders that the German language is “too hard.”

    Of course any efforts spent in assimilation takes time away from Koran reading and weapons training.

    • NoPasaran

      If they know words of any language other than their native language, it will be a few English words and phrases.

      That said, the cartoon above MAY work on the younger ones, say, 14 and under for a while. I don’t think any of the young men above that age will pay any attention to the rules.

      Except for the better off and more western people such as the Lebanese and Syrian middle class, they aren’t people who go to pools anyway. They would ONLY be there to get some booty.

  • luna

    I wonder if the European leaders are just being stubborn. I wonder if they’d rather see Europe implode than admit that Israel is in the right.

    • harriet


      they hate Jews more than they love their country or family

  • Xavier

    It’s not that they don’t understand the rules.

    They don’t care about the rules.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    I dropped a few of Bin Laden’s kids into the pool this morning….

  • Xavier

    Let’s write new captions for each block.
    #4 – “Baptize the infidels until they stop struggling”
    #10 – “Reciting the Shahada”
    #5 – Dad waves goodbye to little Suzy who’s marrying Mohammad.
    #11 – Christians will pull you under so slaughter them first.
    #8 – Moslems prefer ginger dancing boys.
    #2 – The YMCA is a great place to meet young boys.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Just drown a few of them as a warning to the others.

  • mauser 98

    don’t forget Bill

  • mauser 98

    these animals cannot believe Euro insanity , stupidity

  • harriet

    must read this

    It strikes me that the really stupid, naive, unsophisticated people here are the Europeans who actually believe that this anti-social Muslim behavior comes about because Muslims are primitive people who are, for the first time, confronting an advanced society. To hold this position, Europeans must be willfully blind. Didn’t any of them notice the number of migrants who showed up with smart phones intact?

    These refugees didn’t come out of the jungle. They came out of countries that, despite sharia law, have access to modern amenities. They’re not as primitive as all those condescending Europeans think.

    Here’s what I think is going on: The refugees are acting as they are, not because they see themselves as charity cases, but because they see themselves as conquerors. They know perfectly well that one doesn’t defecate in a pool in which people (especially children) are swimming. They’re doing it because they are performing the literal equivalent of the expression “I don’t give a shit about you.” They know you’re not supposed to rape women . . . that is, unless those women are the products of conquest, in which case raping them is one of Mohamed’s commandments.

    • luna

      The soft bigotry of low expectations.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        It’s just euro-stupid.

        • DavidinNorthBurnaby

          I just hope this time we and the Americans tell Europe to go screw.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            We could have and should have in WWI, but can we sit out the battle of Europe?
            I don’t know.