Smart Ass

Cat.

  • Mal

    Figures.
    I think Kate McMillan was the first blogger I ever read that asked how many cat skeletons do you find in the tree branches after the leaves come down?

    • Ridiculous. If you’re that desperately worried about a cat on a ledge, throw a tomato or use a pellet rifle or something to scare it back inside. It won’t hurt the animal.

  • bverwey

    Must obviously be a Liberal cat, wasting tax dollars and resources. Couldn’t be any worse than Trudeau sucking back halal at a mosque dressed in his pajamas.

  • canminuteman

    Dumb ass people.

  • Waffle

    9 times out of 10, cats are more than capable of rescuing themselves. But they are sly little bastards and enjoy messing with our heads, so from time to time, they pull stunts such as this.The mewing is pitiful and pulls out our heart strings. I think they do it to demonstrate their superiority and their ability to manipulate and control mere humans.

    • Canadian

      Cats are muzzies?

      • Waffle

        Bite your tongue!

      • Mal

        Heh. Good one. You may cause a bit of whiplash with that crack, Canadian. Islamocritical cat-fanciers are thick on the ground around here. You may be responsible for some injuries, mate.

        • Canadian

          The description fits both.

          • Mal

            No kidding.

          • Canadian

            Mewling, manipulative, profiteering.
            The big difference is that cats have a brain.

          • Mal

            Can I add “exploitative” to the list?

          • Canadian

            And cats also put their ass in the air when they stretch…

    • Miss Trixie

      Dogs have owners, cats have staff. 😀

  • Waffle

    9 times out of 10, cats are more than capable of rescuing themselves. But they are sly little bastards and enjoy messing with our heads, so from time to time, they pull stunts such as this.The mewing is pitiful and pulls out our heart strings. I think they do it to demonstrate their superiority and their ability to manipulate and control mere humans.

  • Blind Druid

    Dogs have owners — cats have staff. They laugh at us, silly humans.

  • simus1

    Nice, very expensive, crane.