“People say we are crazy but we are not, this is really happening to us”

My alien babyUh.. sorry, but you’re a loon.

  • luna

    From the photos they do appear to have good genes.

    • I’ll say.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Bedding good looking chicks with a head full of bad wiring is a rough way to go through life son.

      • luna

        Three things to avoid in life:
        1. Debt.
        2. A leaky roof.
        3. A stupid wife.

        • simus1

          Perhaps a stupid plain “uncoordinated” wife with chronic verbal diarrhea who hates the world?

          • Justin St.Denis

            Divorced, huh?

          • simus1

            Just being protective.
            Most “just stupid” women aren’t all bad.

  • Millie_Woods

    You’d think they would have snapped a quick photo instead of drawing pictures. I guess the aliens made them leave their cell phones behind.

  • Brett_McS

    They must be Muslim aliens. The mother doesn’t get custody.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    You just don’t like strong and empowered women!

  • Exile1981

    “The pair now
    have plans where all the hybrid mothers can live together in the same
    home to act as a safe place for their children to visit.Nielson
    said: ‘It will be somewhere away from the cities, somewhere where the
    children can visit, run free and express themselves. People say we are
    crazy but we are not, this is really happening to us.'”

    Can I suggest Ponoka?

    • Millie_Woods

      Ponoka is for people who are merely disturbed. These idiots should be sent to Cologne where they really will be raped by aliens.

  • ntt1

    All extraterrestrials know that earth girls are easy,at least the heteronormative ones.the others thankfully few in number,are willing to travel hundreds of light years just to perform anal probes on drunken red necks

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      You forgot the info-graphic that proves your theory.

      • ntt1

        Thanks that nails it

  • Spatchcocked

    I wouldn’t be so sceptical you guys…..I for example actually met one genuine authentic real witch in my life…..
    So go ahead ask me how I knew she was a real witch ?

    • Exile1981

      Did she turn you into a newt?

    • k1992

      She insisted you pay for her too on your first date? Or she made fun of your baseball/hockey card collection? (That would do it for me ….)

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      I once dated a girl that claimed she was a witch and had the power of life over death.
      That still didn’t stop me from cheating on her, and when she found out she broke into my house and trashed my bedroom.
      I wonder how long she tried to psychically kill me before she moved her anger back into the physical realm?
      I guess it was over a week.

  • Dana Garcia

    I remember girls doing drawing like that… somewhere…

    Oh right, it was junior high school.

  • Tom Forsythe

    They said they would never buy my “I’m from another planet, and want to create a better human race” line, but here we are.

  • Katyn

    So where along the line I can guarantee demands for government support is going to come into the picture. It always does. Poor dears.

    • H

      If those deadbeat alien dads skip off and don’t pay, *someone* has to, right?

  • Del Evans

    Great. More competition.
    Tough being single and over forty

  • simus1

    No common backgrounds?
    My mind instantly did a snap evaluation and offered up

    “Long term Hitlery For President” campaign workers.

  • Spatchcocked

    Okay….it was like this….I picked up a hitchhiker …..summertime wearing little skirt thing flimsy bra type deal…..so I’m driving along hanging a story on her and charming the shit out of her of course and she put her hand on the inside of my thigh and poof!! …just like that I turned into a motel.

    So forget the linguine.

  • Surele Surele

    Please, take away their right to vote.

  • Blacksmith

    talk about an easy target, they are like a turnstile but you don’t need a ticket.