Jihadi John ‘gave his sex slave to an unmarried jihadist

ISIS has confirmed the death of British fighter ‘Jihadi John’, in a bizarre obituary that praises him as an ‘honourable brother’ and highlights his ‘sincerity, ambition and enthusiasm’.

The obituary, published in ISIS’ online magazine Dabiq, said that he was killed in a drone strike in their Syrian stronghold of Raqqa in November after appearing ‘unintelligent’ to avoid MI5.

And they praise him for allowing an injured jihadi to ‘use’ a female sex slave he had been given as a gift.

  • Did she arrive with a bow?

  • trespasserswill

    Maybe this “gift” was a way of finding out if their dear leader was a poofter? In which case isn’t it more likely they killed him themselves?

    • mobuyus

      All islamo-pithicines are gay.