Muslims worship Mohammed

You might not find this statement particularly interesting or significant, but consider the notion of “tawhid”, the Unity of Allah. The belief that Islam is, first, last, and foremost monotheistic is probably

Behold the holy tooth-stick of the Prophet! You shall have gingivitis Inshallah!

Behold the holy tooth-stick of the Prophet! You shall have gingivitis Inshallah!

the first and inarguably the most significant of the Five Pillars of Islam.

It’s the reason they damn the Christians as polytheists and see Hindus, among others, as subhuman.

(Notice how quiet they are when real “polytheists” and “pagans” who really don’t give a shit tell them to get lost. Try a Whine-Jihad on the Chicoms.)

Meanwhile in reality these suckers don’t just worship Mohammed, they worship his toothbrush.

(The “miswak”: it’s how you figure out how much you’re supposed to whack your Mrs., by the way. So it’s important in Islam.)


It is honour of Allah on believers- Muslims to let follow them to His prophet Mohammed even on Miswak also and many more, He introduce them the benefits of Miswak use. That is the reason disbelievers- kafirs are called illiterate, mindless and worse then animals of NOT knowing their Creater, not worshipping Him.

  • SDMatt

    Islam is technically polytheistic as both Allah and the Koran are uncreated:

    The Mu‘tazilites, sensing the inexorable force of the logic of this position (well before it was elaborated by Aquinas), equated the doctrine of the uncreated Qur’an with polytheism, a grave violation of the doctrine of tawhid. “If the Qur’an was uncreated then it must be another God, and therefore the unity of God would be violated.”

    – The Closing of the Muslim Mind, Robert Reilly

  • Dana Garcia

    Muz say all the time that Mohammed is the perfect man, to be emulated in every way.

    If that’s not worship, then what is?

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Holy toothpick.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    My god said that the laws of the universe and nature and free will don’t exist.
    So, I give up and devote my life to killing people who don’t believe in my god.

  • Miss Trixie

    ♪ ♫ Miswak, patty-whack, give yer goat yer boner, ♫ ♪
    ♪ ♫ Bearded dumb-f*ck’s a muslim “loner” ♫ ♪

  • Barrington Minge

    Mooslims have tiny brains…the rest of the space is filled with crap.