All Of Canada’s Problems Solved: PM Useful Idiot To Rid World Of Nuclear Weapons Ingredients

OTTAWA — Canada plans to kick-start a long-stalled international effort aimed at ridding the world of the key ingredients needed for nuclear weapons, The Canadian Press has learned.

The renewed push this week by Canada’s United Nations ambassador to Geneva to spearhead the creation of a Fissile Material Cut-off Treaty or FMCT, comes as Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is expected to attend U.S. President Barack Obama’s Nuclear Security Summit.


Wonder what he proposes? More Syrian Refugees?

  • It’s the dope, man. Good stuff.

    • He is fried.

      • Mal

        Maybe not, Blazer. He’s had some time to learn how to recite pi to the nineteenth decibel, after all. Toss in the engaging speech impediment and the dimples, and he’s going to crush that gig!

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          The other problem with reciting pi to the nineteenth decibel is that there is no reference point.
          Now, if it was dBm on the other hand he may have had a point.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I am so bitterly disappointed that such a fuckwit was elected prime minister.

      • simus1

        SP was put in by the fuckwit first time voters after they had spent a decade and a half being indoctrinated with leftist bullshit. The ex fans attrition rate next time around should be interesting, at least for the ones paying taxes but minus government jobs.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I realize that a Liberal government would happen one day.
          Just hoped it wouldn’t be with him.
          I could have lived with the idea of someone like John Turner.

      • Mal

        Come on, D…DT, turn that frown upside down! How can you possibly say that when the American media is already calling Sonny Waves “a sparklepile of progressive sunshine”?

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          You always know how to make me smile.

          • Mal

            That’s what we’re here for.

      • They would vote for him again.

        It’s time to have IQ tests.

        • Clausewitz

          I’ve met a large number of people with high IQ’s who are terminally stupid. The Faculty lounge at the University I teach at comes to mind.

          • Then they clearly don’t have high IQs.

          • Clausewitz

            IQ tests Intelligence not Wisdom. Intelligence in a lot of respects is just rote learning whereas Wisdom synthesis’s many facets to form something new and useful. I’d rather be wise than intelligent.

          • A Canadian study indicated that memory, verbal ability and planning were better indicators of intelligence than regular IQ tests.

            I doubt the erudite elite would get very far if they were so judged.

  • pettifog

    This guy is embarrassing. If only he would stick to legalizing pot.

    • Justin’s years of experience as a renowned International elder Statesman and nuclear arms negotiator going back 50 years, more than qualify him. Nuclear proliferation? Piece of cake. According to Justin: “all we have to do is get rid of the fizzy material”.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        You will have to pry the pop rocks from my cold dead hands.

  • simus1

    This is too important to wait for meetings full of stuffed shirts. Shiny Pony should immediately fly to Tehran and P’yongyang, break open free samples of BC’s finest for everyone present to get the right vibes, then get them to sign a piece of peace paper or the back of a menu or whatever.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Maybe he could smoke um peace pipe, too.

    • God’s Honor

      Just get them to sign one of his rolling papers. Hopefully he then doesn’t use it to roll a fat one and smoke it.

  • reidjr

    Per reports mr middle class spent the holidays in St KItts @ a high end resort $2500 a night.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I’m not going to get too upset about that considering how much Obama spent in Hawaii.

  • Denis

    I am sooo embarrassed to be a Canadian now. At least I can say I did NOT vote for him!

  • eMan14

    I think his plan will be to study the root causes of a nuclear explosion, then wrap the weapons in a Kevlar snow parka, then take a selfi riding atop the said nuclear weapon. It’s 2016 man… it will work.

  • All of the WORLDS problems solved! He was up past his bedtime last night watching Austin Powers and now he wants to put Dr. Evil totally out of business.

  • Oh, good luck with that, PM Man-Child.

    Let me know how Kim Jong-Un reacts.

  • HalcyonDaze

    Like any real world leader is going to listen to a 44 year old drama teacher anyway. The only way these people will ever pay any attention to him is if they need tips on maintaining their hair otherwise, he`s just an annoyance to be paraded out at conferences when they need someone to make themselves look good.

    He`s quickly becoming the Dan Quayle of Canadian politics.

  • irishrus

    Yes let’s go back to temptation of conventional war where the Chicoms would probably now kick ass