Horse Penis Hate Crime In Kyrgyzstan

Kyrgyzstan detains Briton over ‘horse penis’ slur

BISHKEK (KYRGYZSTAN) (AFP) – A Briton working at a foreign-owned gold mine in Kyrgyzstan has been detained and faces up to five years in jail for comparing a local delicacy to a horse penis, authorities said Sunday.

An interior ministry spokesman told AFP that Michael Mcfeat, an employee of Toronto-based Centerra Gold, was detained by police after posting the comment on Facebook, which caused a temporary strike at the mine.

Mcfeat wrote that his Kyrgyz colleagues were queueing for their “special delicacy, the horse’s penis” during holiday celebrations, referring to a traditional horse sausage known as “chuchuk.”

Mcfeat now faces racial hatred charges, which can entail between three to five years in prison under Kyrgyz law.

The aptly named Upchuck… er… Chuchuk

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  • tom_billesley

    Blackadder the Third.
    Edmund goes to Mrs Miggins coffee shop to recruit an impoverished aristo.

    Edmund: Vivre, indeed. Now, what I’m looking for, Mrs M, is a particular kind of frenchy — namely, one who is transparently of noble blood but also short on cash.
    Miggins: Ah, well, I’ve got just the fellow for you — over there by the window: The Comte de Frou Frou.
    [Shot of Frou Frou holding — and looking oddly at — a huge suspicious-looking sausage.]
    Miggins: He’s pretty down on his luck, and he’s made that horse’s willy last all morning.

  • tom_billesley

    The Kyrgyz, being short on vowels, don’t understand British humour.
    Blackadder the Third.
    http://www.blakeneymanor.com/nob.html
    Edmund goes to Mrs Miggins’ coffee shop to recruit an impoverished aristo.

    Edmund: Vivre, indeed. Now, what I’m looking for, Mrs M, is a particular kind of frenchy — namely, one who is transparently of noble blood but also short on cash.
    Miggins: Ah, well, I’ve got just the fellow for you — over there by the window: The Comte de Frou Frou.
    [Shot of Frou Frou holding — and looking oddly at — a huge suspicious-looking sausage.]
    Miggins: He’s pretty down on his luck, and he’s made that horse’s willy last all morning.

    • OMG!

    • Justin St.Denis

      There are no vowels in Arabic, and no jokes in islam.

  • One would think, the eaters of horse penis, would not have fragile egos.

    They must be Muslims.

    • Physics grad

      Obama loves this dish

      • Justin St.Denis

        But not on a plate. He prefers it up the bum whilst still attached to the horse.

    • Editor

      Between 75% to 80% muslim, depending on the source. So yes, one of those eternally offended republics. No jokes allowed.

  • Xavier

    The sting of an insult is directly proportional to its accuracy.
    And it really pissed them off, didn’t it?

  • Spatchcocked

    Why the long face you Kyrgyz?

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  • Justin St.Denis

    Wow. Them muslims sure are touchy, Madge. Get this. Mentioning that some local raghead dish looks like horse dick is considered racist by these goatfuckers! Shit, mama! You’d think people who fuck goats, marry their first cousins, and drink camel piss for health reasons would have a thicker skin, huh? Mercy mercy me!