The Horror! Philadelphia’s Mummers Parade causes outrage with skit showing Bruce Jenner transforming into Caitlyn

A group of parade marchers in Philadelphia drew the ire of LGBT groups and the mayor with a comedy skit that mocked Caitlyn Jenner.

The Mummers Parade, held each New Year’s Day and said to be the oldest folk festival in the country, has tried in recent years to be more diverse, but a musical ‘act’ put on by a group called
Finnegan New Year’s Brigade Comic Club was criticized as hurtful and bigoted.

The act featured a man dressed as Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner in front of the famous Wheaties box with Bruce on the front.

h/t Xavier

  • John

    The mayor claims that trans people would be insulted by this Satire.

    I wonder if that mayor ever thinks of how insulting some trans people are to biological women.

    Bruce Jenner’s biggest dilemma/challenge as a ‘women’ revolves around deciding what to wear…as though that’s practically all there is to being female.

    Appearing on Vanity Fair in a corset and long tresses like a forties Veronica Lake on steroids is ridiculous.

    Germane Greer is right on this. People pretending to be cocker spaniels doesn’t make them cocker spaniels.

  • ntt1

    mockery is the best antidote for the latest cultural marxist thesis about “fluid gender”
    he is not a woman and can never be one. would his defenders start following some other loonie if he became convinced he was lenin? Napoleon? what if he decided he was a fire plug ?would firemen be accused of intolerance if they refuse to hook up high pressure hoses? enough insanity.

    • Clink9

      Hey, what’s so funny about being Napoleon? Gee.

  • simus1

    (Kelly Bundy)
    I mean, they find one cat’s claw in the chopped salad And the way they scream you’d think it was his head or something.
    What are they complaining about? A cat’s practically a vegetable anyway.
    And if that wasn’t enough, this transvestite comes in.
    A really obvious one.
    I mean, you could spot him from a mile off.
    Those huge calves.
    Like anyone wouldn’t notice.
    He wanted some shoes, so I sent him over to your store.
    I thought you could use a good laugh, you know.
    Honey, you’re hurting Daddy’s feelings.
    He was attracted to that man.
    That wasn’t my transvestite.
    Mine was a good-looking man and smelled vaguely of hyacinth.
    You two can be so cruel sometimes.

  • Martin B

    The mayor? Why does every mayor have to be on the side of the Queermacht?

  • Hard Little Machine

    Who cares if he-she or anyone else is insulted and outraged. Let them bang their heads on a wall.

  • Dana Garcia

    It looks like an event that would be better appreciated after a few cocktails…

  • Xavier

    Bruce is not transgender, he’s a cross dresser. Even if you ignore the DNA argument, he still has a wang! Hell, he’s not even gay; he says he wants to have sex only with women. It’s amusing to hear these liberal geniuses support him when they have no idea what they’re saying.

    • BillyHW

      Can we be sure he/she’s really not a woman? After all, his/her driving skills really did seem to plummet after the transition.

      • Xavier

        Valid point. I wonder if he still votes?

      • In an ideal world, Billy, would Bruce/Caitlyn be allowed to vote?

        • BillyHW

          Nope. Mentally ill perverts get their voting rights taken away.

      • Justin St.Denis

        That’s estrogen shots and supplements for ya! 😉

        • BillyHW

          They need to put a warning on the label to not operate motor vehicles after taking them.

    • Clink9

      They are joining forces to will his Willy away.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Given the testosterone suppressants that Jenner must take, along with the supplemental estrogen, Bruce’s dick is purely decorative now, like a hanging Christmas ornament. It doesn’t DO anything. It can’t And neither can Bruce. Or Caitlyn.

      The Jenner creature is going to have to make a decision soon. Being a she that was a he but can only function as a sexless it at the moment gets tired fast.

      • Clink9

        I liked crusty ornament better.

  • mauser 98

    Philly as bad as Chicago
    bigger fish to fry