Affluenza jerk couldn’t afford strip club bill, crawled to mommy

The “affluenza” brat partied a little too hard at a strip club in Mexico while on the lam — and needed Mommy’s help to foot the bill.

Ethan Couch, 18, typically stayed inside his room at Los Tules, a resort in Puerto Vallarta, but one night, he decided to hit a gentleman’s club.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Can anyone imagine going to your own mother to settle up your stripper bill?

    • It is beyond my ability to comprehend.

    • El Martyachi

      Maybe his mother is a whore. Just sayin’

  • Dana Garcia

    The good news is that junior is being held in a Mexican “detention center” that sounds less than deluxe.

  • JusticeVegas

    I didn’t know Carrot Top became a woman…

  • Everyone Else

    The “affluenza” gimmick wasn’t invented by the kid but the lawyers. They threw up a hail mary and for some godforsaken reason the court accepted the affluenza defense.

  • terrence

    Both of them have way more money than brains –

    • For people who are supposed to be “affluent” they certainly are good at acting like trailer park trash. (no offense to thoughful people who happen to live in trailers) 🙂

  • DMB

    I believe this guy will become the poster child of the vilification of drunk drivers as he should be. The prosecutors in court will seek the maximum sentence for killing four people plus severally injuring others. On top of this both him and his mother fleeing to Mexico and using the affluence defense will prolong a very likely long prison sentence plus his mother will now have a prison sentence and criminal record (assuming she didn’t have one prior to this. They may be from a wealthy family but no amount of money will help them out of this situation now.

    • Millie_Woods

      I hope you’re right.