Climate crisis? Horse manure

Ever since Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his gigantic delegation of Canadian politicians returned from the Paris climate conference they’ve been throwing around the idea of “decarbonizing” the Canadian and global economies.

To which one can only respond: “Oy, vey.”

It’s clear from the statements they’re making they don’t understand what they’re talking about.

  • JoKeR
    • Bound and determined to kill the economy.

      • Trudeau should smoke a joint, get together with some bare breasted 17 year old, invite some Muslim holy men, and chant native American songs. That will save the world.

        The Canadian dollar will be in the toilet. But what the hey. It will make all the progressives feel good.

  • tom_billesley

    To decarbonize an engine, first you have to remove the head.
    Is it the same with countries?

  • Xavier

    Decarbonizing can be quite expensive.

    Q: “How much will it cost?”
    A: “How much have you got?”

    • Junior is an idiot.

      • Observer

        He needs to be decarbonized!

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    People I work with are so brainwashed that they scoff when I say point blank that there is no such thing as global warming or climate change.
    And then when I show them proof they refuse to believe it.

    • Fredrick. Allen.Ginsberg

      But, but, but, but……’s 12 degrees in Ontario right now. The Toronto glaciers are melting!!! Is that not proof enough?

      • barryjr

        -31 north of Fort St John right now and supposed to stay cold, send some of that warming here.

        • Fredrick. Allen.Ginsberg

          The left will tell you it should be -35 in Fort St John. I’m surrounded by these clowns, whatever the weather they will tell you it’s changed.

    • That’s because it’s not about the truth. It’s about having Nice People Opinions.

      If they were told that nice people liked Ebola, they’d like Ebola.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Merry Christmas Black_Mamba.
        Your name always makes me think of Kill Bill.

        • And rightly so. Merry Christmas Dance!

        • By the way, I’m not a big Tarantino fan or anything. The name was just a random choice, although I don’t deny that as cardboard-cutout role models go, one could do worse. Anyway I can’t really change it now.

          I seem to remember that I originally wanted to go with California Mountain Snake, which I think is a way cooler moniker. But I figured that people would assume I was from California, which I’m not.

          Now people just assume I’m black.

      • terrence

        It is also about FEELING GOOD about themselves – they are SAVING THE PLANET, and DOING IT FOR THE CHILDREN; so they have to do it.

        • Does anyone honestly doubt that most of the normal, intelligent, bourgeois people one knows would have been at least moderate Nazis in Germany in 1935?

          • terrence


          • Justin St.Denis

            Not even for a heartbeat.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Leave it to Canadians to make nice tyrannical.

    • El Martyachi

      Those people suck but fortunately you don’t. Well, at least not in that specific way. Merry Christmas 🙂

  • reidjr

    There is a Ottawa group that wants him to free the falls what that means is remove a huge hydro dam in the Ottawa River now this is seen as one if not the cleanest forms of energy you can get.

    • canminuteman

      I’m good with removing the dam. The unleashed water would wash the city of Ottawa out to the St Lawrence.

    • Good Lord!

    • Minicapt

      The ‘dam’ is a weir along the upper edge of the Chaudiere Falls, which is intended to maintain water levels upstream of the Falls. At best, it may be 10′ high.
      Of greater importance is the presence of the Navy Club on Victoria Island.


  • vimy

    He doesn’t believe in any of that guff’, only in the money he can get from it for his coffers

  • ontario john

    Hey, with the billions promised to whiny indians, global warming scams, hordes of muslim refugees, and assorted other pigs at the trough projects, the money has to come from somewhere. You voted him in Canada. Happy Ways are here. Merry Christmas! Oh sorry, we are only allowed to say Happy Holidays.

  • Ron MacDonald

    Justin, the gift that keeps on giving…

    • How sad for Canada.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Cisgendered heterosexual males the world over are cringing.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I would never pose for that picture.
      I ain’t that ugly and I ain’t that good looking.
      History will catch me accidentally if I am meant to be seen.

  • Fredrick. Allen.Ginsberg

    I’m not sure I can handle reading the link. The Weather Newtwork in Ontario was playing ”Silent Night’ as its background music and now I’m feeling the effects of that blatant macro-aggression. Any more stress from the deniers and my non religious holiday celebrations will be ruined……….yes I have been hitting the vegan eggnog a little early.

  • Exile1981

    This may explain a few things. Everyone I know is getting hit with CRA audits for working in the carbon industry.

    • It’s war.

      • Exile1981

        He’s trying to catch up to Obama on attacking citizens and criminalizing half the population.

        • David Murrell

          …and making deals with the criminals.

  • simus1

    By most accounts, Argentina has recently elected a non idiot competent politician as president for a change after a very long hiatus. Given Canada’s prospects, we might just be heading back to our constant subordinate GDP position to that country that was our lot 125 years ago.

  • Gary

    Somehow the Global warming loons now call co2 a Pollutant while Carbon is now a gas not a solid.
    Check your diamond rings to see it all you have left is gold since the carbon floated away as a gas.

  • Reader
  • Spatchcocked

    The mother was and is nuts….the father was a faux intellectual of the Marxist variety….the son is a 24 Karat flake with NO aptitude or experience for his role…..

    All this was apparent on the first day the clown opened his gob in the House….yet ..this dope smoking kid is the PM of my country.

    I wouldn’t mind so much if Steven Harper had been a Mulroney….but he was not!

    • Reader

      No, Justin is the puppet of Gerald Butts and his environment fanatics, and Omar Alghabra and his Wahabbist fanatics.

      But most Liberal voters never heard of Butts or Alghabra before voting, never mind they are the ones writing a lot of the government’s policies.

  • tom_billesley

    Before the global warming crisis, there was the great horse manure crisis of 1894
    By the late 1800s, large cities all around the world were “drowning in horse manure”. In order for these cities to function, they were dependent on thousands of horses for the transport of both people and goods.
    This problem came to a head when in 1894, The Times newspaper predicted… “In 50 years, every street in London will be buried under nine feet of manure.”

    • eMan14

      Are you shittin me?

    • Raymond Cameron

      So, we replaced horse manure with bullsh!t…

  • Alain

    I could get on board with this decarbonising of Canada if short pants Trudeau and his following demonstrated their conviction by self-eliminating themselves. That would greatly reduce the carbon in Canada. Also we need to stop immediately bringing in more carbon in the form of “refugees” and incompatible immigrants.

  • Maggat

    Lorrie Goldstein, good article you hit it right out of the park with that one.