Saudi millionaire cleared of raping teenager after telling court he may have accidentally penetrated 18-year-old when he tripped and fell on her

A Saudi millionaire has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he might have accidentally penetrated the 18-year-old when he tripped and fell.

Property developer Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was accused of forcing himself on the young woman as she slept off a night of drinking on the sofa in his plush flat in Maida Vale, west London.

He had already had sex with her 24-year-old friend and said he might have fallen on top of the teenager while his penis was poking out the top of his underwear.

Yea that’s the ticket…

h/t ZD

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    And THIS is why I refuse to sleep with naked, drunk teenaged girls draped around my house.
    ‘Way too many opportunities for misunderstandings and hurt feelings.

    • BillyHW

      It’s only rape-rape when a white dude does it. When a brown dude does it it’s diversity.

      • Etobicoke_Gladiator

        Diversity, cultural sensitivity, and sharia compliance.

      • Barrington Minge

        Or an honest mistake, your Honour!!!

      • Exile1981

        I can’t believe the jury accepted that story.

        • BillyHW

          I’m sure it was an all woman jury too.

    • I use to think there was time to save the UK!

  • Mal

    Scumballs, all. Him, the two dimwitted females AND the judge.

  • BillyHW

    They really are this stupid.

  • Dana Garcia

    How stupid are Saudis who can’t even concoct a decent lie?

    • Exile1981

      How worse is the British judge for accepting the bad lie…. and likely a wad of cash.

  • Clink9

    C’mon buddy, we’ve all used that line. Think of something original.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    He most likely had the best solicitor oil money could buy.

  • CodexCoder

    The first part of Bruce Willis and The Last Boy Scout comes to reality. (Watch the movie if you don’t get the reference).

  • Gary

    So that’s what happened when Muhammed raped 9 year old Aisha when he was 54.
    He was walking towards his prayer rug and tripped to fall on her as his rope pulled up and hers came up too and then …bang , his boner fell into her and he didn’t get off her until after the screaming stopped.

  • Jade

    I can’t believe that his excuse is still believed by anyone. This is what every pedophile in the would has stated happened.” I fell and interred her vagina by mistake” Just happened to hit that hole. Sure!

  • ed

    that judgement is now british case law , and can now be used by any defense lawyer in a rape case !!!!! QTF