Cornell warns students mistletoe isn’t ‘inclusive’ so don’t use it

The nuttiness on college campuses continues to amaze and entertain. And as far as picking a season of the year where nuttiness rules, you can’t beat Christmas (oops! I mean “Holiday”) season.

  • B__2

    Didn’t I see a video about that on YuteTube, the one I vaguely remember is about about CornellToe? Sexist, wasn’t it?

  • Clausewitz

    Cornell needs to fuck right off, and quickly.

  • Jay Currie

    While I am not actually a Druid I am deeply offended on their behalf.

  • canminuteman

    I am having a hard time sorting out the inclusive vs appropriation rules. There seems to be a whole lotta double think going on.

  • Dana Garcia

    Mistletoe is a plant, for Pete sake.

    It’s like telling diverse students not to smoke weed — no pot for you, Achmed!

  • Hard Little Machine

    Here’s what you need to do. Decorate a tree in severed doll heads, little scimitars, guns and bombs, red tinsel and a crescent at the top. Then at the end of your holiday drag it outside and torch it while screaming allahu akbar.

  • Frances

    I’m seriously considering returning to the original pronunciation of the only allowable word for the season – Happy Holy Days everyone.