It’s Official! The FBI (No-Longer/Not-Ever) Seriously Investigating San Bernardino Shooters!

It appeared that members of the public were inside the apartment as well. One man lingered holding a large soda. A child was seen wandering throughout the home. Another opened the refrigerator and peered inside.


When Mashable reached out to the FBI while the scene was simultaneously unfolding on live television, a spokesperson seemed shocked when asked if the public was allowed to enter the apartment.

“I do not believe so, but I can check,” she said around 9:30 a.m. PT. “My understanding is it is still an ongoing investigation.”

An hour later, Lourdes Arocho, spokesperson for the FBI Los Angeles field office, told Mashable: “The search is over at that location.” When pressed for further comment, she repeated the statement and referred to a press conference scheduled for 11 a.m. PT.

A man named Doyle Miller, who identified himself as the landlord, told CBS News that he didn’t intend to let the press into the apartment. When he opened the door, “they rushed,” he said.

A paper shedder STILL filled full of shredded papers?

Nothing to see here folks, so let’s have a carnival!

  • Hard Little Machine

    Well you could have called that on day one. Muslims murder people, destroy the crime scene. The order went from Obama to the AG to CNN directly. No doubt, Omniscient Giant Head Obama has already declared as He has with so many other things “There’s nothing to see here, nothing to worry about, no threat or harm to national security. All Hail ME!”

  • Exile1981

    Ok I am so pissed. The media just contaminated the crime scene. There are reports some reporters took items out of the house and the stack of ID that they handled is now unusable as evidence.

    I want to see every one of those teporyers arrested and charged. The fact the FBI is saying they were done with it but left all the evidence behind screams set up.

  • Martin B

    Orders have come down from the Oval Office that this was an Act of Workplace Violence and any evidence to the contrary must be compromised or destroyed.

  • V10_Rob

    Why investigate facts when you’ve got entire government departments, educational institutes and private industries devoted to manufacturing and dispensing narratives?

  • Norman_In_New_York

    The FBI claims, whether true or not, that all material evidence had been removed from the house before it opened the door to the public.

    • WalterBannon

      so the FBI knew by magic what was on the shredded documents?

      OK then I am going with my theory – that they showed that Obama collaborated with him… My story has as much credibility as the FBI.

  • tom_billesley

    I bet they’ve already released the bodies too.

    • mobuyus

      They have to under islamic law.

      • WalterBannon

        Ah yes, we are operating under that now…

        • mobuyus

          So it would seem.

  • WalterBannon

    The paper shredder probably had his invitation from Obama to show him his clock, so of course the FBI had to allow the evidence to be trashed…