World’s tiniest terrorist: Sinister jihadi dwarf

A picture of a dwarf jihadist holding a machine gun that’s the same size as him has emerged on the same militant’s mobile that contained pictures of teenage Melbourne suicide bomber Jake Bilardi.

The dwarf extremist, whose identity is unknown, is pictured pointing his hands and a rifle upwards in front of the black and white Black Standard flag made infamous by Islamic State terrorists.

  • Exile1981

    a month or so ago there was another pic of this dwarf in desert camo with a carbine AK.

    • Raymond Cameron

      His name was Al-Chihuahua. More bark than bite?

    • Here he is. If there are enough of them, they may form a Dwarf Martyr Brigade.

    • Clausewitz

      This is what generations of first cousin marriage leads too.

  • Censored_EG

    Other future fearsome jihadis:

  • andycanuck

    I doubt his nickname is “Tripod”.

  • lolwut?
  • andycanuck

    He does not represent all Moslem dwarfs just a small subset of them!

    • moraywatson

      All-ah me,
      Why don’t you take all-ah me….

  • David Murrell

    Yes, but this time around let’s not start in with “dwarf” jokes. For example, let’s cut out the double entendres, like “small subset” (got that Andy?), or calling him “half-pint”, “mouse”, “tiny”, “small minded” — one get’s the picture. Or calling them “ground troops”. And let’s not start in with “dwarf tossing” jokes, that kind of thing. The true nomenclature for a dwarf is “small person”, or “small people” — this is what CBC News and CTV News call these people. It is the accepted term according to sociology professors.

    We at BCF must be on our best behavior. oh, yes, /sarc

    • mobuyus

      So islam and the cbc are made up of “small people” of varying elevations?

      • David Murrell

        One imagines that, for affirmative action hiring, the good CBC has a bunch of them on staff.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Just Simple Minds.

    • El Martyachi

      Sometimes we need to show a little humanity.

    • Minicapt

      A slam dunk for the NBA?


      • pop

        Good morning, Tanker

  • eMan14

    Mini Me Laden?

    • dance…dancetotheradio


  • moraywatson

    So if the big jihadists get 72 raisins, I’m guessing dwarf jihadists get 72 raisinettes.

    • mobuyus

      No they get 72 sloppy seconds.

  • moraywatson

    Smallian ?

  • Ann

    Does he only get 1/2 the number of virgins when killed?

  • wallyj180

    Now he can marry a girl that he can look in the eye.

  • Spatchcocked

    Poor little disadvantaged fellow….surely he’s suffered a lifetime already….show some compassion.
    Why would anyone stoop so low as to shoot him.

  • Scaramouche

    I sense a new reality TV show in the offing–The Little Jihadi.

  • Chatillon

    I thought that ISIS didn’t do anything by halves!

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Half brains?

  • pop

    He wants the grown up virgins in paradise?