Overnight Thread…

‘Alcohol-free Christmas’ aids integration says Islam expert

An expert on Islam has suggested that Norwegians could improve integration by removing beer, wine and spirits from the Christmas party table

F$ck that

h/t Marvin

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Yeah, and if the Muslums would actually eat durring the month of Ramadan they would be more inclusive of others too!

    Fuckheads can stay away totally.

    • Frances

      They do eat during Ramadan – haven’t you heard about the serious weight gain that occurs. They just don’t eat during daylight hours. Then they pig out, so to speak.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Yes, I know they don’t go the entire month without eating.
        I should have said eating during daytime, unless they live in northern latitudes and then they can cheat.

  • BillyHW

    Muslims: As annoying as vegetarians!

    • Rosenmops

      And much more explody

  • BillyHW

    Hope you have a barf bag nearby:


  • WalterBannon

    Norwegians could improve integration by removing Muslims from Norway.

  • Minicapt

    Require the Mohammedans to pay their taxes monthly, in person, in cash. Before handing over the money, each would down a shot of vodka, the cost of which would be included in the tax. Improved dhimmitude.


  • Frances

    But alcohol is Christian: Jesus turned water into wine, not vice versa.

    • Dana Garcia

      My favorite miracle.

  • Clausewitz

    Yeah, and why don’t you Fuck Off and leave if it offends you so?

  • eMan14

    Or NOT.

  • Xavier

    He forgot to mention abstaining from ham.
    Providing prayer mats at Christmas parties.
    And the traditional exchange of detonators.

  • Xavier

    Fox is quoting his father saying that his son was a “devout Muslim.”

    There are reports that both shooters were wearing GoPro cameras.

    • xavier


      Yeah they wanted to film thrir snuff production so they could upload it to some jihsdi sight so theviewers can get their sick jolles. Evil sociopaths


    • Thanks, Daily Mail is quoting that.

  • Ron MacDonald

    Why no go one step further and declare halal only Christmas parties?

  • marty_p

    If Sunnyvale trailer park was real – the residents wouldn’t have to worry… the Govt would never allow Syrian refugees to live in such “substandard living conditions”

  • John

    There are reports that the S.B. killings occurred because pork was being served at the Christmas party.

    • tom_billesley

      There’s speculation as to why Farook left the party and that he was angered by something. I think that’s just trying to support the idea that it was spontaneous workplace violence. Farook’s real motive for the first visit to the party was reconnaisance, to check the target environment, before starting his planned attack.

  • moraywatson

    And if you don’t stop serving alcohol the muslim supremacists will go San Bernardino on you.