Leo DiCaprio to be raped by bear in new film



  • Well I think its animal cruelty.

    • Maggat

      Christ, I don’t know what to think.

      • Justin St.Denis

        I feel certain the filmmaker tells the audience what to think by the end of the movie. They usually do, and Sheeple usually obey. It’s ZombieNation all over again.

        • Will Quest

          In Gollywood you know you’ve made it when you are ravaged by beasts and your money-maker is publicly RAPED !

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    This is anti-Bear propaganda!

    • Exile1981


  • Xavier

    If it wasn’t a polar bear it’s systemic racism.

  • Martin B

    I know grizzlies chow down on garbage & rotting carcasses, but I don’t believe any self-respecting bear would have such bad taste.

  • El Martyachi
  • andycanuck

    Will Big Ears Teddy be making a cameo appearance? And did the Canada Arts Council fund Atwood’s work on the script?

  • terrence

    Apparently, the bear ONLY “dry humps” Leo Dicaprio

  • wallyj180

    For Leonard’s sake, I hope it was Gentle Ben.

    • Brett_McS

      Ben Dover?

  • Spatchcocked

    anally or vaginally ?……would depend on the bear’s orientation of course….but then….what the sam hill is the plot in this opus?…..is the bear escaped from a zoo or sumpin?…..is the bear a black bear ?

  • Spatchcocked

    Thin edge of the wedge brothers and sisters..
    First broke back mountain to soften you up then this dreck…

    Walt Disney of course…..and Rudyard Kipling are blameless to my mind…..this is nothing more and nothing less than very subtle Rooshian agitprop and cultural karate to further dilute our essence.

    Nobody but Putin profits from this…

  • JoKeR

    This is a leftist global warming activist’s dream job. And to think he gets paid for it!

    Though I think the SPCA needs to be brought in to make sure there wasn’t any cruelty against nor sexually tranmiitted diseases given to the bear.

  • mauser 98

    DiCaprio a real global warming loon who rents 400 foot long Saudi super yachts

    • Wouldn’t it be hilarious ironic if one of those super-yachts rammed in to a tragically melting iceberg with Leo on board?

      • mauser 98

        he rented a 16,000 horsepower yacht to stay in for Brazil World Cup
        …yes 16,000

  • DMB

    Leo DiCaprio needs his ass kicked! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErW3QhsRBeQ

  • Clausewitz

    What passes for art these days is a fucking joke.

    • it’s a shock and awe campaign designed to win an Oscar

  • Jay Currie

    One trusts the bear wears a condom.

    • El Martyachi

      He barely felt anything…

  • BillyHW

    Why do some prayers get answered, but not others?

  • Here comes the bestiality rights agenda in the mainstream media

    • Exile1981

      didn’t atwood recommend a book about bear sex.

      • I don’t know, did she?

        • Exile1981

          yes for a govenor general lit award. BCF had an article on it earlier this year.

          • oh, I wouldn’t know, that doesn’t exactly fit my interests…

  • Barrington Minge

    Either way, di Caprio always plays the same character..ie di Caprio. One dimensional
    actor at best.

  • vimy

    Well I hope the bear screws him out of an oscar

  • freakypete98

    Are we talking a real bear or just one of those chubby bearded gay fellas ?

  • JoKeR