I Admire Tim Tebow’s Self Control


Olivia Culpo

Did I ever tell you the story about the time I blew off my friend’s cousin’s advances because she was kind of ‘annoying’ who then three years later went on to become Miss Guatemala? Probably not because ole’ D.B. doesn’t like to tell that story! Well, poor Tim Tebow has a similar tale of woe.

No sex before marriage is not only a good idea, it’s the law!

It’s hard to imagine Miss Culpo is all bent out of shape over his abstinence, especially when there are nude pics of her all over the internet.

A woman scorned… and all that.

  • mauser 98

    previous Tebow girlfriend Lucy Pinder

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Obviously he has a thing for funny looking ugly girls.

      • mauser 98

        yeah … and she’s probably really stuck up , full of her self , really shallow ya’ know

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          One look at her screams “high maintenance”.

          • DVult

            The woman’s got a healthy set of lungs.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            The first one, not the chick in the ocean.

          • DVult

            Glasses might be in order or a quick google search for more evidence.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            The high maintenance girl Miss Rhode Island, not the one with ‘healthy lungs’ (Lucy Pinder).

      • andycanuck

        I can’t judge. I can’t see her elbows very well in that photo.

    • Yusuf_al_Kafir

      Not true.

      It was a rumour started after Tebow was photographed standing next to a woman who looks like (read: another brunette with big boobs) Lucy Pinder.

      Twenty-something-virgin Tim Tebow dating a woman who is famous for being a topless model? LOL

      • mauser 98

        couldn’t be both?

  • canminuteman

    Not that I would throw her out for eating crackers, but her hips/waste is kinda weird.

    • Jeebuz, we just can’t win, can we?

      • El Martyachi

        Good stems go a long way…

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          Go a long way?
          Hell, they go all the way to the damn top!

      • Exile1981


      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Why, are your hips and waste better?
        Prove it with pics.
        And no more of those pics from that movie you were in, that was a while ago.

    • andycanuck

      What else would she be doing in your bed?!
      /carla tortelli-lebec /old-man reference

  • That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating Miss Rhode Island, but Kramer took her under his wing and banned her from having sex. I guess Tebow is doing the same but on his own.

  • BillyHW


  • DVult

    The question is when he finally does do the deed will he tebow on the bed or on the floor and will he do it every time or just the first time?

  • Armaros

    He is GAY ….

    Just stop the charade…


    • Brett_McS

      Looks about:

    • John

      I think so too.

  • Edubeat

    Even my own vow of celibacy would wilt under the heat produced by this water nymph