North Koreans ordered to copy Kim Jong-un’s ‘ambitious’ hair style

North Korea has launched a new purge, targeting citizens with long hair and ordering them to copy Kim Jong-un’s much-mocked “ambitious” style.

Sources in Pyongyang, quoted by South Korea’s Chosun Ilbo newspaper, said authorities in the North Korean capital have issued an order requiring that men keep their hair to a maximum 2 cm (0.8 inches) in length.

They are also being instructed to pay homage to Mr Kim by copying his trademark swept-back bouffant that emerges upwards from the shaved patches above his ears.

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  • BillyHW

    This regime will collapse once they order that all north korean men must cut down their penises to the same length as Dear Leader’s.

    • African

      His face looks like a carved out wood done by some aboriginal totem artists.

  • Clink9

    Our own Great Leader is almost there. Just needs a bowl and a razor.

    • ontario john

      That’s racist!

      • Clink9

        I tried my bestest.

    • Maggat

      Razor, tempting.

  • Typical totalitarian government – powered by collective mindsets.

    Don’t worry about feeding the people. The liberal small minds got to have control.

  • ontario john

    And every one must wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

    • mobuyus

      I wear a thong nothing crazy though I wear it backwards for comfort.

  • Heck, we have the same law in Ontario — for women only. The Kim Dong Wynne haircut. Have you ever met a feminist without one?

    • Clink9

      Why all the hatred for men from them when they just want to be one?

      • Envy is one of the seven deadly sins.

        • mobuyus

          Another is :pride”.

          • Justin St.Denis

            Lesbians like double-headers.

      • mobuyus

        Aren’t they committing some sort of gender identity expropriation every time the strap on a willie or whip out a rubbery wanger?

        • Clink9

          Coming to a parliament near you: Rubbery Rump Ranger Rides Roughshod Over Right Wingers.

    • Justin St.Denis

      We attended a wedding reception for the gay daughter of a relative. Approximately HALF of the lesbians in attendance looked like Kathleen Wynne clones, right down to the outfits and big horsey teeth. It was fucking weird, quite frankly.

  • Maggat

    Shows what happens when some ones genes get scrambled in their jeans.

  • Clausewitz

    In honour of this stupidity……….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVsbqVJLFow

  • Al_the_Fish

    Glorious Leader wants every male to be in his image, in case there’s an invasion, to confuse the enemy. One problem, he’s the only fat f**k in the country, everybody else is starving.