Threat Of Mass Casualty Events Eco-Friendly: Greenpeace lauds ISIS for reduction of Brussels carbon footprint

The Belgian capital, Brussels, has been locked down for a second day under a maximum security alert. Authorities have widened the search for armed Islamist extremists, saying that more than one terrorist was at large.

Greenpeace has expressed admiration for ISIS work in reducing the number of vehicles on the strrets by a significant margin due to the threat of mass casualty events.

  • Alex

    Government thrilled by terrorist activities as it gives them an excuse to further increase their size and power over society in general. Brussels in lockdown: a totalitarian’s dream come true, the fulfillment of years of hard work by the multicultural elites.

    • Seems so.

      • Exile1981

        I noticed a piece of old farm equipment besidethe #1 highway the other day. It had a sign on it that said “a politician”. It was a manure spreader.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    You know, if we slaughtered every member of Green Peace and posted their beheadings on YouTube, we might not ever have to hear the word “carbon footprint” ever again.

    • tom_billesley

      Optimistic, but worth a try.

  • David

    The future of the west with death cultists (muslims) among us.

  • DMB

    I think they may have to take those waffles off the menu now due to climate change of course!

    • H

      Maybe they should just take food off the menu altogether as humans by continuing to exist exhale CO2 and contribute to climate change.

      Personally, I’m getting a rather sick of such “progressive”, self-righteous, pretend do-gooders. I hope their restaurant fails.

      • DMB

        Personally I think this is just a rouse by the hotel chain to bring an all halal menu to appease Muslims.

        • H

          That would make sense, actually. After all, isn’t it actually beef and dairy that they should be banning since those are supposed to be the big no-no’s for the climate change crowd (since I understand that cows give off substantial amounts of – ahem – greenhouse gases)?

      • Exile1981

        want to reduce methane polution? Take mexican food off the menu.

  • Exile1981

    Green peace are terrorists themselves and traitors since they have been funded by the kgb for years.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Funny thing about Saskatoon.
    You could get dry breaded pork in every one of their oriental restaurants.
    But, you couldn’t get dry breaded veal which I happen to love.
    Iffen you don’t know what it is imagine popcorn chicken except they are made out of baby beefs and drizzled with lemon.
    Chinese restaurants love pork.
    They are on the front lines.

  • Kathy Prendergast

    I’m no great fan of Greenpeace but parody headlines like this attributing such outrageous comments to them are really not good form. No doubt some of their membership may think such thoughts but they’re media savvy enough to know better than to express them.

    • Minicapt

      I think your confidence in the perspicuity of Greenpeace is unsupported by the organisation’s actions. Much like Planned Parenthood.