Fugitive Paris jihadi liked to hang around gay bars, no news on whether he wore suspedies or liked scones

Islam – the cult of sexual frustration translated to violence.

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  • tom_billesley

    It’s a recurring theme. Mahometan bad boy gets religion and realizes that the only way to wipe the slate clean and earn his 72 raisins is to die on jihad.

    • Islam is a Death-Sex cult.

    • Exactly. Guilt-ridden, backslidden Muslims. Doing violent Jihad is their way of doing “penance”. I think Catholics had a better idea: “three Hail Mary’s and two Our Father’s”, and you’re good to go. No buildings collapse, and no heads go flying through windows.

      Even the now-defunct Jewish practices from thousands of years ago were superior: You sacrifice a goat or an ewe, everybody has a big feast, and you’re good to go. No buildings collapse, and no heads go flying through windows.

      • Zaba

        Still scones for tea?

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  • DMB

    I’m sure there is a fatwa for gay/anal jihad. Oh wait there is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMB_p2gc4RY

    • Boy they cover it all!

      • Xavier

        Islam is indeed one stop chopping, er, shopping.

      • Zaba

        Yes islam does cover it all.

        it has no ethics, no golden rule.
        The sky’s the limit boys!!

  • Xavier

    He was only preparing to receive the Blessed Anal IED.

    • Justin St.Denis

      And blow up his disco balls.

  • JoKeR

    So he’s a gay Islamist. Did he solve that conundrum by beheading himself? And if he did, did that make him transgendered?

    • andycanuck

      He wanted to become a glitter bomb.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Good one!

    • k1962

      He’s have to throw himself off of a tall building.

  • mobuyus

    Gay gonad-gulping Goat-humping goofs. I knew it.

  • k1962

    I’m sure that’s not the kind of news this Jihadi wanted getting out. Karma!

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  • mobuyus

    Why’d the jihadi place a block of ice on his lap??? Because the caliph liked to suck a cold one down after work.

  • Al_the_Fish

    But I like buttered scones with tea, does that make me a bad person?