She Blowed Up Good: Sharmuta Suicide Bomber’s Head Flew Into The Street

The head and spine of Europe’s first female suicide bomber flew through a window and landed on the street outside when she blew herself up during the siege of Saint-Denis.

Fresh, grisly details about Wednesday’s ferocious gun battle have emerged amid reports the ringleader behind the Paris massacre was killed in the melee.

A blonde-haired woman, said to be Hasna Aitboulahcen – cousin of 27-year-old Abdelhamid Abaaoud – detonated her explosive vest moments after screaming ‘Help me, help me’ to police from a window, during the ferocious gun battle.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    That’s worth some ‘style points’!
    Pics anyone?

    • Exile1981

      Maybe they can give the spine to a frenchmen.

      • mobuyus

        It’s a muslim spine it would integrate better in obama.

  • David Murrell

    “The head and spine of Europe’s first female suicide bomber flew through a window and landed on the street outside…”.

    Is that necessarily a fatal injury? /sarc

    • Alex

      I wonder what expression the newly “liberated” head was wearing as it lay in the street – slightly enigmatic, self-satisfied, perhaps? Or how about mysteriously feminine, a la Mona Lisa?!

      • David Murrell

        …and Wikipedia assures us that such injuries are fatal:

        “It is impossible for a human to survive such an injury, since severing the head deprives all other organs of the involuntary functions that are essential for the body to function while the brain itself is deprived of oxygenated blood”. See:

        • mobuyus

          Don’t believe every thing on wiki leaks.

  • Censored_EG

    She gives good head. (Sorry readers, I couldn’t resist.)

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    • Clink9

      That’s not the way to get ahead in life …

      • Censored_EG

        HEADSTRONG! LOL LOL! Great clip. I laughed my head off! Oops!

  • Hard Little Machine

    And a typically low score from the Romanian judge.

    • andycanuck

      It was a bad landing.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Really, I heard that she totally “stuck” the landing!

  • Clink9

    We need more heads to roll … and fast.

    • mobuyus

      Muslims will provide, one way or another.

  • FactsWillOut

    She doesn’t look blonde in any of the pics I’ve seen.

    • mobuyus

      In her blonde phase if turned upside down she becane a brunette with bad breath.

      • FactsWillOut

        And now she’s a fiery redhead.

  • Ron MacDonald

    Just when you need a paparazzi none are to be found.

  • Edubeat

    Ahhm tellin’ you Leroy she done blowed up Real Good

  • John_yawn

    Ooh a head bag chock full of heady goodness

  • canminuteman

    I wouldn’t want to be the guy who has to do the cleanup.

    • Clink9

      Like Mr. Happy that cleans up subway jumpers.

    • mobuyus

      Coal shovel and receptical, or a rooting hog.

  • WalterBannon

    Its always nice to hear good news like this. I hope it was painful and that she died in extreme agony.

  • Gary

    One less womb to pump out Jihad – janes.

    The hijab is to die for .

  • Barrington Minge

    Clearly “headed” for another place…………oh dear LOL!!