Police to dump drugs criminals onto crocodile-infested island to ‘fend for themselves’

Indonesia’s police chief Budi Waseso wants to use the powerful reptiles to guard death row prisoners on an isolated Indonesian island because they “cannot be bribed”.

  • Exile1981

    Good idea, though some idiots will try and rescue the criminals.

    • El Martyachi


    • Alain

      Only foreign progressives would try to rescue them.

  • ntt1

    tell a progressive crocs can’t be bribed . their movement has been happily feeding the crocodile of reform Islam for a decade hoping they will be eaten last..
    Here in Canada we have a quieter more deadly surrounding for a minimum security prison; the far northern tundra.

  • Edubeat

    Why not just send Premier Wynnebag to the same island with her ‘husband’ Tasty treats for ravenous crocs.

    • Maggat

      I’d drop – tasty.

  • mobuyus

    Finally some one is listening to me or reading my posts. Crocs rock!

  • formwiz

    Kind of like dumping them in the middle of Alaska.

    in case anybody’s looking for a place in this country.

    • mobuyus

      I don’t think Americas pristine wilderness needs this kind of detritus dumped on it. There is a lot of ocean to cross and no guarantee that the dumpee wouldn’t be dumped en-route.

      • Alain

        You have to think about those hungry grizzles.

        • mobuyus

          I am not a nutritionist nor an animal dietitian but I am not sure Ursus Horribilus could stomach such a foul fetid repast that such human garbage would offer.

  • FactsWillOut

    Crocs can be bribed, just instead of money, you use other prisoners.

  • Sharkibark

    We could do that with grizzly bears here, maybe? 😉

  • As a lover of reptiles, i find this reprehensible. How dare they dump human trash on innocent animals?

  • Maggat

    Hmm, very effective and will help keep costs under control.

  • Jade

    Sounds good for pedophiles, rapist, and murders

    • Maggat

      And, progressives.

  • DMB

    If they go through with this they might want to keep an eye on the prisoners just to make sure the crocodiles get the job done!