Maoist Cult Leader Brainwashed Sex Slaves at Home, Prosecutors Say

LONDON — She believed she was being controlled through her Levi’s.

A woman was allegedly subjected to decades of such brutal mind-control so brutal that she feared American imperialists were trying to brainwash her via a pair of jeans.

  • canminuteman

    I knew a girl once who could control me through her Levi’s, so it’s not outside the realm of the possible.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Been there, done that. In my case, the girl knew voodoo, too. We’ve been married for decades now. She still looks hot in those Levis.

  • BillyHW

    His diversity enriched us all.

    • El Martyachi

      … wonder if the sex slaves voted?

  • Alain

    She would be right at home with our lunatics in Canada; you know the ones who cliaimed Harper was Hitler, a fascist, a bigot and of course a racist.

  • Minicapt

    Some people pay good money for this.