Iran’s Islamist Jerk n’Chief Snubs French State Dinner Because Wine Served

Iran’s President Hassan Rohani has apparently objected to dining at the Elysée presidential palace during his upcoming visit to Paris, if wine is served during the meal, French media have reported.

  • Frances

    Let him drink grape juice.

    • mobuyus

      Let him drink polonium tea.

    • tom_billesley

      Camel piss

  • Shebel

    Islamists are very strange.
    NO drinking alcohol but fucking dead people and live babies is OK.

    • BillyHW

      You can also fuck goats if they’re from the next village.

      • El Martyachi

        Technical point – fucking goats from your own village is OK, it’s the selling of the meat afterwards that’s done in the next village.

        • BillyHW

          I stand corrected.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      You must be fully aware when you are being satanic.

  • UCSPanther

    Rohani is trying to be just like Ruhollah Khomeini, the dull and nasty Ayatollah who founded Iran’s theocracy.

    Khomeini’s best quote: “There is no room for play in Islam: there are no jokes, there is no joy, there is no humour. It is deadly serious about everything.”

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      …especially the “deadly” part…

  • Maggat

    Good, more for the rest of the guests

  • Martin B

    Notice that politely refusing a glass of wine while letting his infidel hosts indulge is not an option. Nope, EVERYONE must obey Islamic law, or he’ll take his ball and go home.

    • Will Quest

      I-slam supremacy ….. let the islamist drink Camel Piss !

    • Justin St.Denis

      That is Rouhani’s islamic supremacist point.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    May he’s an old secret closet pisstank, and the temptation would have been too much for the old fart…

    • John

      Perhaps Rohani is afraid of losing self-control. He might lunge at the bottle and knock it all back before the dinner staff can pry it from his hands! He’s not so much pious as afraid

  • John

    Living proof that Islam makes societies evolve backwards. In the ancient world Persian wines were considered the best. Persia was the first place in the world where wine making was elevated to a true art.

    • tom_billesley

      The Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám:
      “A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
      A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread–and Thou
      Beside me singing in the Wilderness–
      Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!”

    • Alain

      Yes but again Islam did not exist. Islam makes all the difference every where and for every one, and the difference is not good.

  • Tokenn

    Waitaminute… Are you saying that wine keeps this kind of human trash away?? Bartender! Fill me up!!