Suicide bomber cut in half but still alive

Call him Shorty.

  • Clink9

    Now he fits in the overhead.

  • Martin B

    Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be…

    • Xavier

      Take time with a wounded hand — Cause it likes to heal

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Overplayed on 92 SHITI FM.

    • mikeh420

      There’s a camera hanging over me…

      Oh I believe in T N T

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    Well, he really *blew* that, didn’t he? *har*

  • Sean

    I hope the next vid is him kneeling to pray.

  • SDMatt

    So . . . only 36 white grapes?

    Sing with me!

    “Short people got, no reason
    Short people got, no reason to live”

  • pettifog

    What a shame, the guy blows himself up for the 72 virgins and there’s nothing left for him to take care of the virgins with.

    • Xavier

      They used pig parts to patch me up so I know they’re compatible – perhaps they could give him one of those miniature pig peckers?

      • tom_billesley

        His friends would prefer that he gets the backside of a goat

        • Xavier

          Now you know damn well he’s already had the backside of a goat.

    • Kathy Prendergast

      He’s already gone to his final reward. Rotting in hell, IOW.

  • Icebow

    Life’s a bitch.

  • lolwut?

    Video was kinda short , where is the other half?

    • canminuteman

      Which was the half that was still alive? I mean the guy was obviously brain dead before this misadventure.

  • Ron MacDonald

    He can’t be call an asshole because he doesn’t have one anymore.

    • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

      What’s Arabic for ‘bloody idiot’? haha

      • DavidinNorthBurnaby

        al uvdem 😉

  • Xavier

    “Call him Shorty”.

    Or Neal.
    Or if he’s swimming, Bob.

    • mikeh420

      Best one yet

    • Clink9

      In a pile of leaves, Russell.

      • DavidinNorthBurnaby


  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    Finally, those Yemenis can feel like they have a leg up on someone.

  • trespasserswill

    His last words- the only words in his life that weren’t spoken through his arse. And he still wasn’t capable of making sense….

  • Hard Little Machine

    they are amoebas.

  • Xavier

    Hope it wasn’t a nice bike.

  • Ed

    “Just a flesh wound.”

  • Clink9

    He’s always wanted to play 2nd base, now he is one.

  • Maggat

    Could hardly get a word out edgewise.

  • BillyHW

    Meet Achmed, maker of bad decisions.

  • Canadian

    He had 2 braincells, and now he only has one…

  • Everyone Else

    for all we know he was a hostage that got detonated remotely when he refused to walk into a crowd

  • Gary

    The amazing part is that there are still muslims that think that allah is a real god and pleased when you slaughter children for him as a suicide bomber .

    Ahmed is now Mat .

  • Barrington Minge

    Oh my heart bleeds for him….Not.

  • Jade

    Dose he get a half virgin

  • Kathy Prendergast

    What’s he gonna do with his 72 virgins if he doesn’t have his boy parts?