Call him Shorty.
Now he fits in the overhead.
Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be…
Take time with a wounded hand — Cause it likes to heal
Overplayed on 92 SHITI FM.
There’s a camera hanging over me…
Oh I believe in T N T
Well, he really *blew* that, didn’t he? *har*
I hope the next vid is him kneeling to pray.
So . . . only 36 white grapes?
Sing with me!
“Short people got, no reason
Short people got, no reason to live”
If you insist…
What a shame, the guy blows himself up for the 72 virgins and there’s nothing left for him to take care of the virgins with.
They used pig parts to patch me up so I know they’re compatible – perhaps they could give him one of those miniature pig peckers?
His friends would prefer that he gets the backside of a goat
Now you know damn well he’s already had the backside of a goat.
He’s already gone to his final reward. Rotting in hell, IOW.
Life’s a bitch.
Video was kinda short , where is the other half?
Which was the half that was still alive? I mean the guy was obviously brain dead before this misadventure.
He can’t be call an asshole because he doesn’t have one anymore.
What’s Arabic for ‘bloody idiot’? haha
al uvdem 😉
“Call him Shorty”.
Or if he’s swimming, Bob.
Best one yet
In a pile of leaves, Russell.
Finally, those Yemenis can feel like they have a leg up on someone.
His last words- the only words in his life that weren’t spoken through his arse. And he still wasn’t capable of making sense….
they are amoebas.
Hope it wasn’t a nice bike.
“Just a flesh wound.”
That scene was hilarious.
He’s always wanted to play 2nd base, now he is one.
Could hardly get a word out edgewise.
Meet Achmed, maker of bad decisions.
He had 2 braincells, and now he only has one…
for all we know he was a hostage that got detonated remotely when he refused to walk into a crowd
The amazing part is that there are still muslims that think that allah is a real god and pleased when you slaughter children for him as a suicide bomber .
Ahmed is now Mat .
Oh my heart bleeds for him….Not.
Dose he get a half virgin
What’s he gonna do with his 72 virgins if he doesn’t have his boy parts?