Dwarf jihadi nicknamed ‘Al-Chihuahua’ pictured posing with machine gun while fighting in Syria

A jihadi who appears to stand no more than three-foot tall has been pictured posing with machine guns in Syria.

The dwarf, nicknamed by a journalist as ‘Al-Chihuahua’ is understood to have joined terror group Jabhat Al-Nusra which has links to Al Qaeda.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    The little guy is kind of cute.
    I’d take him as a war prize and give him to the Kurdish women fighters.
    He’d make good piñata.
    A screaming piñata.

  • Clear Thinker

    He will be the first one to complain about “sizeists” when they throw 20 grenades at him.

  • Icebow

    Should that have been ‘Nicknahmed’?

  • Maggat

    I’d reckon his brain is proportional to his body size.

  • Exile1981

    Is that a shortened AK he’s carrying?

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      It’s a Fisher-Price® “My First Kalashnikov”.

  • mobuyus

    Does he have a sister with a flat head? I’m asking for a friend of mine.

  • Shebel

    No need to ask that l’il dwarf if he wants to die for the Glory of Allah—
    They will strap the bomb on and Toss him.

    • David Murrell

      All of the comments on this thread are funny. But yours had me laughing so hard, I was in tears, doubled over. This may be a sad day for Canada, but we can laugh.

      Cat you uotdid yourself it thsbpit.

  • The Butterfly

    He joined so he could rape.

    • Shebel

      What is he planning on raping?

      • AmicusC

        goats, camels the usual

        • andycanuck

          If he brings an ottoman with him.

          • Shebel

            So much for my step ladder comment .))))

          • andycanuck

            ;^)

        • Seneca III

          He’s going to need two or three apple boxes or a stepladder in order to get stuck into a camel. Just sayin’. 🙁

          • AmicusC

            that’s why he joined up. couldn’t do it by himself.

        • John_yawn

          Pygmy goats.

      • Exile1981

        Miniature goats.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Really, if you looked like him, “rape” would be the only outlet left.
      I bet even hookers would charge him a lot.

      • andycanuck

        Not half price?

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          Not when they are throwing up more than usual.

  • Shebel

    His running shoes look like a bad fit. Course when your legs are 1 foot long …..

  • Xavier

    I’ve known guys with Napoleon’s Syndrome but this is taking it to a new extreme.

  • andycanuck

    I bet you he’s a rabid anti-Dentite!

  • andycanuck

    And I’m betting his nickname isn’t “Tripod”.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    I say we crowd fund a mission to capture him and sell him to the Kurds.
    They would have so much fun together!
    It would be like an animal that was perfectly alright to abuse.
    Some people would pay big money for that kind of entertainment.

    • Shebel

      Justin don’t bring him to Canada—-
      Justin will use him as a mascot for ‘Liberal Love’ of all things small.

  • simus1

    al-Chi also appears to be either “wall eyed” or “dead eyed”.

    Perhaps it is time to try finding him a bride with a few more degrees of separation compared to his parents..

  • Clink9

    He’s gonna need a frickin bell on him out in the desert.

    https://youtu.be/ap-BcRv1LXw

    • John_yawn

      Mini Mo

  • Xavier

    The Munchkin Mohammedan (alias Mini-Momo) says:

    We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild
    And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
    We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
    We welcome you to Munchkinland, Tra la la la la la la
    Allahu akbar!

  • marty_p

    Mini Mo

  • irishrus

    Look Boss, de pain….de pain

  • Raymond Cameron

    Is that Maurixio?

  • Barrington Minge

    Quick burst of 50 cal…no problem.