Don’t shoot or we’ll sue: Terrorists in compensation bid against British army

Lawyers have been hit with 2,000 claims from Taliban insurgents suing the British Government.

Captured terrorists claim their human rights were breached and want huge compensation payouts.

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  • Of course the courts will take these claims seriously.

    • G

      Given the track record of the judiciary in western countries, of course they will be taken seriously.

      Lawyers and judges have been aiding and abetting these scum for years.

    • mobuyus

      Some may want an inquiry. This is industry for socialists what with the hotels conference centers limousine and jet rides salmon and champagne bags of Taxpayer money for liberal cronyism, all the while being served by the unwashed.If trudeau gets wind of this he will claim it’s job creation in the new inclusive economy.

      • I’m sure if day-old sandwiches were provided, these cronies may not want inquests.

        • mobuyus

          On the taxpayers dime and for socialist causes I know these leftists will dine well.

          • Give them rancid food.

          • mobuyus

            They are now in a position where they can cater to their whims, they will not eat rancid food unless force fed.

          • Force-feed, eh?

  • Rasputins rosary

    Simple solution, don’t take prisoners.

    • Canadian

      But what will the lawyers do for money?

  • G

    It would be a terrible shame if some law offices were to catch fire.

    • canminuteman

      Or parliament buildings. They’re the ones who make the laws.

      • Canadian

        Still lawyers.

      • G

        Nobody is forcing the lawyers to represent these people. They do it of their own free will. lawyer = scumbag

      • tom_billesley

        Nov 5th is imminent. Do they still rent storage space in the cellars?

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  • canminuteman

    The solution is to not take prisoners.

  • Frances

    So who are the so-called “British” lawyers pursuing these claims? Disbar them all!!

  • terrence

    “lawyers” would SUE a fire hydrant if they thought they could money – from the fire hydrant, whoever owns it, lives near it, and anyone who might benefit from it.

    • mobuyus

      Put the terrorist and it’s family in the lawyers home until it is settled in court

  • k1962

    A swift kick in the nuts is all the compensation they deserve.

  • pike bishop

    Marar Arar, $10 million, precedent in law.

    • Canadian

      And now Turdeau will take care of poor little Omar.

      • pike bishop

        Now now, have some faith in the electorate. There is no way any real Canucks vote for Justin…am I right?

        • Canadian

          I`m hoping, but someone voted in the bum`s daddy, so anything is possible.
          And his hair can sway a lot of Barbies.

          • pike bishop

            Isn’t his pedigree in some doubt?

          • Canadian

            He has hair, so some might question his relationship with Calamity Pierre, I suppose.

          • pike bishop

            Very nice hair in fact.

          • Canadian

            Well, the roots are in water…

          • pike bishop

            That must be it. I’ll be he uses that Wen stuff I see advertised on TV. Regular shampoo would be “abuse”.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Tom Paxton’s terrifying prophesy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFvOnUJoZ-Y