What I had for breakfast…

2 toasted slices of Painful reminder of our racist past loaf, and a cup of Imperialist Yankee Murderer brew.


  • mauser 98

    ahhh …turkey sandwiches

  • Xavier

    Here. This might help.

  • Suicide would be preferable to such a racist meal.

    • I am trying to repent!

    • Clausewitz

      Damn, I had English Muffin’s for breakfast. I guess that makes me a colonialist racist.

  • Alex

    Ah, but I see that you browned the toast – good, but for maximum penance, burn (blacken) it completely, and also drink your coffee black.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    If you are out of cream, this should cut the edge off that coffee.

  • eMan14

    You’re lucky you didn’t use white shell eggs. Oh man I’m getting hungry.

  • Clink9

    I had the same with toast topped with Evil Confederate Flag Flying peanut butter.

    The south will rise again.

  • Dana Garcia

    It must be time for some food music.


  • Exile1981

    I had Booberry crunch cereal for breakfast…. it’s only available for Halloween and I want the ghost mask to vote in.

  • Al_the_Fish

    I see you checked your cream and sugar privilege, because once you go black, you never go back to Tim Horton’s.See how I double-double downed there?

  • Too stuffed to feast on my decadent imperialist running dog food.

  • Zaba

    No cinnamon from exploited Asia?

  • Jay Currie

    You had breakfast? Like check that privilege kitty. Breakfast is the tool of the oppressive “early birds”. Evil larks.

    Fight the power, let lunch be your breakfast.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    Personally, I’m getting sick of being forcefed a steady diet of revisionist horseshit.