Awwww… ‘IS Will Make Me A Suicide Bomber If You Don’t Bring Me Home’

A young Tajik woman who voluntarily joined the Islamic State (IS) extremist group in Syria last year claims militants plan to use her as a suicide bomber unless the Tajik authorities bring her home.

It’s not clear why Marjona Alanazarova, 27, suddenly decided to travel, apparently alone, to Syria to join IS last month.

But now she is desperate to come home.

  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir
  • (SEE: bed, made, lie)

  • barryjr

    She discovered being the camp groupie isn’t all she thought it was.

  • Barrington Minge

    Well, that plan looks as though it may blow up in her face…..LOL!!!

  • Kathy Prendergast

    She probably thought she was going to get to marry some young jihadist hottie and live an exciting and glamorous life slaughtering infidels; rather a lot of these “jihad brides” seem to be sucked in this way.

  • mauser 98

    and ya’know like no merlot , HBO or foie gras here

  • tom_billesley

    Hello Muddah,
    Hello Fadduh.
    Here I am at
    Camp Jihad-uh.
    Camp is very
    And they say we’ll have some fun if they stop bombing.

  • Blacksmith

    Well, decisions do have consequences, leave her there, she is too stupid to be part of a functioning society.