UK Prof On Communal Kitchen Etiquette: Don’t microwave sausage rolls – it’ll upset Other Faiths! And No Bacon!

It may seem an innocent enough act to warm up your sausage roll in the microwave during lunch hour.

But think again, because doing so could seriously upset colleagues of certain faiths, new guidelines on the etiquette of using communal kitchens at work suggest.

Similarly, it would also be advisable to avoid keeping bacon rolls in a fridge shared with people whose religious beliefs prohibit them from eating pork.


Only a Jackass professor could come up with these asinine suggestions.