Alien space invaders target Woodstock Ontario as start point of global conquest

Fears of space invasion after ‘alien mothership’ appears in the sky

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Space aliens?
    Sure, that’s exactly what DARPA wants you to think.

    • I knew it!

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        We can all thank our lucky stars that DARPA isn’t malevolent.

        • Sure;)

          • Dana Garcia

            Hey, DARPA does fun stuff, like the robot challenge a few months back.


          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Do you remember the “corpse eating robot challenge” from a few years back that almost sparked a congressional inquiry?
            DARPA: Oh no, we meant vegetarian robots, we didn’t really mean HUMAN corpses, but the rest of the project is classified, so we can’t tell you any more.
            Congress: Oh, okay DARPA, party on!

          • Dana Garcia

            I missed that somehow.

  • canminuteman

    Woodstock is as good as any other place for the alien invasion to begin I suppose.

    • Clausewitz

      The Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame is just down the road. I hope they enjoyed it.

  • We clearly need help.

  • Justin St.Denis

    In my admittedly limited experience with alien space invaders, most disguise themselves as human females working in administrative positions in medical centres, clinics and hospitals.

  • Cat-astrophe

    Stupid Aliens. Woodstock was in 1969!

    • Clausewitz