Wax Pope Determined To Be More Theologically Sound Than That Guy Hanging Out With Obama

Rome: A wax image of Pope Benedict has been found to be on a more sound theological basis than the current Pope Francis say Vatican scholars.

News of Francis’ retirement is anticipated in light of this finding, unless descendants of the Borgia clan can be located first, in which case events will run their natural course.

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Wax Pope Determined To Be More Theologically Sound Than That Guy In Rome

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  • Scaramouche

    In his UN speech, the Pope mentioned “the Great Lakes” as a region where people are being oppressed. I presume he isn’t referring to Kathleen Wynne’s regime, so what the heck is he on about?

    • Martin B

      He meant the Great Lakes of East Africa (Lakes Turkana, Albert, Victoria, Tanganyika, Malawi, etc).

      • Shebel

        Is it Catholics oppressing the people around those lakes ?

        • Martin B

          Just Africans being Africans in the Congo, Rwanda, Burundi, etc.

    • I feel Wynne is oppressive!