Cartman was right!

A British court has convicted a 37-year-old English man of plotting to kill as many non-redheads as possible with the deadly poison cyanide after hearing that he felt “belittled” by society as a Caucasian with red hair.

…He also spoke in his diary of a desire to kill Britain’s Prince Charles and his son Prince William, to enable the red-haired Prince Harry to inherit the throne.

“He is protected but not too protected. I would sacrifice my life for that one shot. Kill Charles and William and Harry become king. Kill the tyrants,” he reportedly said in his diary.  h/t Ace

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