UK Immigrant deportation centre ordered to make food less British after inmates from more than EIGHTY countries complain

Illegal immigrants from more than 80 countries have complained about being served food that is too British as they await deportation.

Nearly three quarters of the 575 men housed at one removal centre – half of which have criminal convictions – told inspectors they were not happy with the food.

Rather than traditional prison fare such as shepherd’s pie or fish and chips, the Verne Immigration Removal Centre in Dorset has now been told to serve up ‘more culturally diverse’ dishes in an effort to cater to the huge range of nationalities.

  • mobuyus

    I’d go there and cook something for the fuckers.

    • Something Korean: kimchi pork with rice.

      • occupant 9

        No, they wanted to come to England so it’s only FAIR that they be FORCED to eat what the Brits eat. Humiliation, rigid and severe, is potent against Islam because Islam preys on the Weakness of Mercy, which the west has in over-abundance.

      • Rosenmops

        Serve ham and bacon for every meal.

  • Fran800

    The good news is that there is a deportation centre. I hope we have one, but I doubt it. We just release them into the general population and ask them to come back.

  • Blacksmith

    FEK off, give them bread and water, make sure the bread is stale!

    • mobuyus

      islam is stale.

    • DVult

      A glass of camel piss and a kick in the arse.

    • Rosenmops

      Don’t be cruel. We could put pork fat on the stale bread.

  • k1992

    They don’t like fish’n chips? These people are clearly deranged….

  • Some British dishes (fish and chips excluded) could be classified as cruel and unusual punishment. They should be fed to all jailed losers in that center.

  • terrence

    Give them NOTHING but bacon and eggs three times a day

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Or bangers and mash.

      • terrence

        That is even more British and often has PORK in the bangers – which should be a requirement for the mooslime scom

      • Alain

        That is actually one of my favourites.

  • Thinking From First Principles

    At least they are calling it British “food” and not “cuisine” … there is a difference and the Brits have one of the two.
    Make sure to use pork products in every single dish and offer immediate repatriation to the country of origin for those who don’t want to eat.

  • But… they’re starving… because they’re refugees.

    Do you mean to tell me that the popular press lied this whole time?

  • Dana Garcia

    Oatmeal has no taste, so it would be the perfect food for all the diverse demanding hordes.

    Plus oatmeal is cheap.

    • tom_billesley

      Doing porridge

  • Censored_EG

    Beer basted sausage would be too good for these (largely Muslim) animals.

  • FactsWillOut

    Give ’em a bowl of rice a day.

  • Edubeat

    I was given hardtack and a glass of water when I wouldn’t eat my kid veggies.

  • Minicapt

    “If you don’t like the food, you don’t have to eat it. Your body can then be processed …”


  • lgeubank

    Feed them haggis and Marmite four times a day.

  • disqusW6sf

    Why not potato soup. It has substance and no pork. I’ve eaten it when payday is near but hasn’t arrived.

    • Rosenmops

      Potato soup with pork.

      • disqusW6sf

        That’s a better strategy.