North Korea Is Nuclear-Ready

Good thing someone made a deal with Iran, right?

Its nuclear weapons are being improved “in quality and quantity”, an official quoted by the state news agency KCNA said.

The director of North Korea’s Atomic Energy Institute said scientists had “made innovations day by day” to “guarantee the reliability of the nuclear deterrent…as required by the prevailing situation”.

He added: “In the meantime, the US anachronistic hostile policy toward the DPRK that forced it to have access to the nuclear weapons has remained utterly unchanged and instead it has become all the more undisguised and vicious with the adoption of means openly seeking the downfall of the latter’s social system.

“If the US and other hostile forces persistently seek their reckless hostile policy towards the DPRK and behave mischievously, the DPRK is fully ready to cope with them with nuclear weapons any time.”

The words come a day after Pyongyang’s warning that it is ready to launch “satellites” on rockets banned by the West.

Just invade Pyongyang and drag Kim Jong-Un out by his fat ear lobes.

  • DMB

    I’m sure they will use the weapons of mass destruction for “peaceful purposes” only!

    • David Murrell

      …and there is nothing to fear. President Obama and John Kerry are on top of thngs.

      • Xavier

        I thought Bathhouse Barry was a bottom.

        • Minicapt

          He’s on top of the cushion.


  • What the hell is wrong with the Chinese?

    They do not benefit by having a nuclear schizophrenic neighbor.

    • Actually, they do. They make it sound as though they can control the Kim dynasty.

      No one really cares about the resource-poor Korean Peninsula anyway.

      • David Murrell

        …and the Chinese see themselves as an enemy of the U.S. So they support N. Korea.

        • Xavier

          We need you Gen. MacArthur!

        • They always have supported North Korea. There wouldn’t be a North Korea without them.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Can someone explain to me again how both the USA and the Chinese need to keep this asshole alive? Why exactly? Kim Jong Whatsisname is a waste of carbon and space.

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  • Clausewitz

    Another glass parking lot that should be on our bucket list.