Scientists Call For Earth To Be Made Metrosexual Laughing Stock Of Universe

I hope aliens laugh at Social Justice Warriors like we do.

Then again they may just roll their multiple eyes and turn up the death ray to extra crispy in response to the crap sent their way.

Send aliens modern messages of Earth’s equality and diversity, say scientists

The plaque on Pioneer 10 has been deemed sexist as the male was not a metrosexual…