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Blake Dodge - Victim Of Multiple Sexist Micro-Aggressions

Blake Dodge – Victim Of Multiple Sexist Micro-Aggressions

But it should be…

Student’s Op-Ed Explains How Her Whole Day Is Ruined by Sexist Oppression

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Sexist Micro-Aggressions, Misandry, mental illness…
    Same thing!

  • Jay Currie

    I’d say that lipstick is pretty darned aggressive.

    • David Murrell

      Also, from her posted pic she looks somewhat older (30 years old?) than the typical undergraduate. Could be part of her problem.

  • eMan14

    If you can’t stand the heat…. get out of the kitchen. Take that and micro aggress it.

  • Brett_McS

    That time of the month, eh, toots?

  • Blind Druid

    If she ever gets a job, she will be a nightmare of constant frivolous sexual harassment complaints (probably against both sexes at work). She will be fawned all over by the fat, tattooed, crop haired Human Resources bull dike, with bright orange hair and a half ton of cattle jewellery in her face. Been there, had that done to me, got the fucking T-shirt. She’ll make Chanty Binx look like Charlize Theron.

  • If after 45 years of anti-sexist feminist indoctrination, and an entirely new generation raised under that indoctrination, and nothing has worked; then maybe we should think about going back to boys only and girls only schools, and abandon the co-ed philosophy for good.

    This is either evidence of a complete failure of that philosophy, or women are lying through their teeth, or both.

  • G

    “Micro-agression” …. yeah yeah, … “sexist oppression” … yeah sure whatever. got it

    SHOW US YOUR TITS !!!!!!!

  • Exile1981

    The good news is that her tweets and whining will be on the internet and a good employer will avoid her like the toxic mold she is. A lefty run business will hire her and be dragged down by her. So these sorts can be a boon to conservative businesses.

    The bad news is she will create a ton of suffering to her co workers before ending up on welfare and being a drain on society.

    • Frances

      My sentiments precisely. Thoughts and prayers go out to any male unlucky enough to be a co-worker or otherwise interact with this delicate little flower – she has “harassment suits” written all over her.

      • Exile1981

        She’ll be the one who stabs a boyfriend for not complimenting her hair fast enough.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    It’s just too bad.

  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    Another delicate flower, soon to be blown over by the winds of the real world.

    College can’t last forever, honey.

  • BillyHW

    Isn’t it about time our women contributed something to humanity? Maybe we could teach them some valuable skill that would make them useful, like sewing or cooking.

  • Everyone Else

    I want my victim privilege

  • simus1

    Precious Snowflake has learned her catechism well.
    I couldn’t finish reading it. The tears come too fast.

    • Clausewitz

      Don’t like it here? Go some where else. Pick any number of “Stan’s”, and we’ll even help out with a bake sale.

  • Her name is Blake and I think that is the start of her problems.

    • Raymond Cameron

      Maybe she should start her own “BlakeLiesMatter”…

  • warrenzoell

    Hey Blake! Time to grow the f**k up!

  • bob e

    what does she call it when she jumps on her boyfriend “a micro-gasm” ??

  • Hey baby cakes, ask for a refund of your tuition.

    You have been feed too much intellectual garbage.

    Grow up. Get a job. Pay taxes. And above all, quit bitching.

  • Shebel

    I really did read that very closely.
    Then I comeback down to Earth and see this extremely pretty girl — looking for what?
    Sympathy ? Hey honey—I am supposed to feel guilty because my skin lacks PIG mentation.
    You can suffer because you lack PIG mentation and are extremely pretty.

  • HalcyonDaze

    Well, excuse me while I hang myself for being a patriarchal asshole. I never knew my mere existence ruined young women’s lives.
    Whiny, College Educated, self entitled, feminist, bitches lives matter.

  • Hard Little Machine

    But the funniest thing is that, and I know this personally having put one child through there, that UNC Chapel Hill and the town of Chapel Hill generally is the furthest left ‘progressive’ PC university in the United States short of maybe UC Berkeley. Chapel Hill has an openly gay mayor, in North Carolina, the streets are filled with the homeless and their dogs. Every other person is a flannel shirt wearing “DJ”, there are over 50 far left student organizations on campus. Every progressive college campus stereotype you can imagine is there, un ironically. The Middle Eastern Studies department has zero people literate in Hebrew. Hillel works with PSM. They booed Elie Wiesel.

    If she can’t hack it here she needs to become Matress Girl 2.0.

  • Censored_EG

    She needs to get laid.

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  • moraywatson

    Blake’s problem is not a lack of “thigh gap”, it is an overabundance of “ear gap”. The answer to Blake’s problem is to acquire a burqa and travel to Syria to become a jihadi bride.

  • dukestreet

    She’s obviously not been living before she went to college. Most of what she claims is sexism, is what she’s doing to herself. There is little participation from anyone else.
    She needs to grow up and get a life. Although, I pity anybody who has to deal with her day to day.