Portable toilet moved across festival site with woman still inside

A woman was left “shocked” after being transported across a festival site while using a portable toilet.

The woman, who has not been identified, was using the toilet before the opening of Newlyn Fish Festival in Cornwall, but it was picked up by a forklift truck and moved to the other side of the harbour.

Organisers of the festival, which took place on Monday, confirmed the woman was not injured in the incident.

  • She met her Portaloo.

  • eMan14

    At least she didn’t have to worry about her shit being scared out of her.

    • ntt1

      yep ,bet she crapped like a Goose.

  • Petey the First

    Think about it. A man in this situation would go WTF! Ride out the absurdity, get out, ream out the the machine operator and then have a good laugh together, shake hands and go off for a beer. They could be friends for life after that. What a great story.

    A woman? Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. And then take it to social media.

    There are reasons why men just don’t want to be around these idiots anymore.

    • BillyHW

      That, and the don’t even know how to bake cookies or make a sandwich any more.

      • El Martyachi

        And blowjobs. Don’t forget blowjobs.

        • Petey the First

          Traditional women. They just don’t make ‘s anymore.

    • ntt1

      Maybe she ran out of TP, that puts most women in bitch mode.. still ahead of the Elephant that is pretty much resigned to wiping it with its nose.

  • BillyHW

    She got lost looking for the voting booth.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Always find a Tardis to do your business.

    • Maggat

      A liberal?

      • BillyHW

        The chances are good.

  • ntt1

    she was lucky I have heard stories of unpopular foremen being relocated several hundred feet up in an unfinished condo tower usually in an area fairly devoid of flooring.

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    • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

      I’m not saying that video isn’t entirely authentic, I’m just saying that the fluid she gets covered in looks a lot less, umm, shitty, than the fluid in this video….


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  • dswami

    This reminds of the time in Somalia, they were re-arranging these “potties” in the Uni Of Mogadishu. The Malaysians were using a fork lift. Inside it was a US Lt Col, everyone came out red faced. The Col was screaming his head out. Luckily for him the potty had been emptied.

  • Minicapt

    It began as an uplifting experience, but was a relief when it ended.


  • mauser 98

    public park ? unionized employees move these toilets?