“19-year-old father of two” dies while taking selfies posing with a loaded gun

Selfie aficionado Deleon Alonso Smith

Selfie aficionado Deleon Alonso Smith

Let’s ban all the guns! It’s the least we can do to honour the memory of this dead idiot.

(I’m sorry he’s dead and everything, but seriously, what an idiot.)

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  • luna

    Problem solved.

  • Gary

    The good news is that the kids won’t be raised by a moron to become adult morons.

    • luna

      The good news is that no one else was killed by stray bullets.

    • David Murrell

      I.e., Darwin’s law of natural section holds.

      • Well, except for the whole “father of two” thing.

        • Justin St.Denis

          Ha!

        • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

          Zinnnnng!

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Too bad he didn’t kill himself before he started knocking up the ghetto trash.
    Oh well, I’ll take ‘a win’ wherever I find them.

  • Ron MacDonald

    “19-Year-Old Father Of Two” He doesn’t qualify for a Darwin Award.

    • BillyHW

      Darn it, if anybody deserved the award, it was him.

      • Ron MacDonald

        He has two children, in order to qualify he has to be out of the gene pool.

        • BillyHW

          I know, and I’m disappointed.

  • What does it say on the mirror? “F*CK” something.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Who hasn’t scrawled obscenities on their own (or their mother’s) bathroom mirror and then taken half-clothed selfies?

      • David Murrell

        People who live to the age of twenty.

  • karra

    Sorry he’s dead? Why?

    • He was a human being. He wasn’t Ted Bundy or the “prophet” Mohammed. He was just an idiotic wanker. I don’t wish death on people like that. I’d just like them to stop being idiotic wankers.

      • luna

        He’s no longer an idiotic wanker.

        • True. At least, not in this mortal coil.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            In the afterlife are we all cured of our wanker tendencies?
            I like to think we are.

          • It’s a nice thought.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Would God tolerate a douchebag?
            Likely not.

          • Justin St.Denis

            That is likely optimistic.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        That evil line is mostly imaginary and arbitrary.
        What I mean is that while Hitler, Ted Bundy, and even Mohammid are certainly evil the actual bar to club evil is a lot lower than that.
        I submit that this idiot was evil too.
        I bet he never held a job (because he was unemployable in any capacity), and had a criminal record and belonged to a gang.
        No, the world is a much better place with him not in it.

        • Justin St.Denis

          No argument here.

      • Mal

        At least the kids caught a break; however fleeting.
        I’m not confident that whatever is around the corner for them will be much of an improvement, but at least this no-user won’t be troubling them.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Being an idiotic wanker has consequences, sometimes deadly consequences. I hope somebody in his circle learned something from the consequences he brought upon himself with his idiotic wanker behaviours.

      • BillyHW

        And I just want 51% of them to stop voting.

  • Glenfilthie

    Well, forgive me for calling a spade a spade – but that is one boy that truly could have been a son of Obama! HAR HAR HAR!!!

  • mauser 98

    Obama’s son

  • Bernie

    All those “Bad Ass Punks” living this type of life should all immediately take the same kind of Selfie. Would solve a lot of issues. No sympathy here.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Never attempt to take selfies with a gun. Always use a dedicated photographic tool such as an iPhone, iPad, or a small digital camera. Anyway, if guns could take selfies, they would still all look the same, wouldn’t they? ;->

    • Ha! I fixed the title before I saw this.

      • Justin St.Denis

        I thought it was lifted directly from the MSM. Don’t feel bad. There are howlers far, far worse everyday in the Toronto Star, Crescent and Sickle. 😉

  • Kathy Prendergast

    I somehow doubt that his kids are going to suffer financially from his loss.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    You’re supposed to take selfies with an iphone, not with a loaded gun.

  • Martin B

    His need to show everyone what a big bad gangsta he is was so strong it overruled everything else – common sense, his kids, his life. I don’t think he was alone in that regard.

  • Hard Little Machine

    We need to hand out guns to people before they start breeding.