Asteroid will destroy Earth in FOUR weeks saving us from Justin victory #elxn42

Wild predictions being made online claim a space rock up to 2.5miles wide will strike Puerto Rico.

Dates range from September 21 to the end, but most are homing in on between September 23 or 24 due to a range of Bible codes, so-called prophecies, and alleged other predictions.

However, the Blood Moon Prophecy, says the end is nigh on September 28 as that coincides with the last of four ‘blood moons’ (total eclipses followed with six full moons in between) over the past 18 months.

  • andycanuck

    The Sweet Meteor of Death is like all the other politicians. Promises. Promises. Promises.

  • Blacksmith

    Well that is one way to clear Puerto Rico’s debt problem……

  • Kathy Nelson

    Doomsday prophecy of the week. Good excuse for the failure of Canadians to elect decent leaders. Slow news day at BCF?

  • ntt1

    Puerto Rico you say ? well thats going to get maurixio’s panties in a bunch, it is clearly discriminatory to latinos

    • Justin St.Denis

      Then Maurixio must have a bone to pick with God as well, because intelligence was not distributed equitably by Him. What other reason can explain the generally lower IQs of all central and South American populations, African populations and, indeed, the Spanish themselves? In the alternative, does speaking Spanish make people stupider? Deep questions….

      But Maurixio itself is beyond STUPID – off in an intelligence-free part of the universe known to only a few of the chronically stupid. They roast marshmallows!

  • Exile1981

    The rock is smarter than Turdeau… and looks less like a used car saleman than Mulcair.

  • Chatillon

    I`m busy on those days. Can we reschedule? How about after Hillary’s arraignment?

    • Justin St.Denis

      End of the world? Sorry, can’t we reschedule? I’m getting my haircut that day.

  • I’m not getting my hopes up. The Mayans really let me down.

    • Justin St.Denis


  • terrence

    Harold Camping redux – he did not live to see the end of the world even though he “predicted” it would end on two different dates

  • AlanUK

    A cart-full of antediluvian shoe makers …

  • El Martyachi
  • lolwut?

    I say we stand and fight, grab your joysticks guys!

  • tom_billesley

    ‘roid rage.

  • El Martyachi

    Wild predictions being made online claim a space rock up to 2.5miles wide will strike Puerto Rico.

    … Scientists predict it would take an impact from an asteroid of 1km (0.6miles) in length and upwards to actually kill off most life on the planet.

    (Image not to scale?)

    But something as small as 50 metres could destroy all of London out to the M25 boundary, and a space rock of 100metres long or more could devastate a continent, causing mass destruction and tsunamis.

    Always a silver lining.. always.

  • WalterBannon

    but I thought they said globull warming was the greatest threat we face?!?!?!?!???